Is this the one where he just starts tearfully moaning “nobody caaares… NOOObody caaaares”

(to the tune of China Grove) Yamalube!

[warren zevon voice]

Mike Johnson was looking very Weak in his article about how bad at his job he is. Sniveling like a “big sad ape.” Sticka fork in him. What a Dud!

Fuck that’s actually so smart

Bulls On The Raid !

Thinking about Irreversible for the first time in years and immediately filing it under "Movies I Wish I Had Seen None Of"

Yeah, hi.

how's your personal management these days

At my in-laws’ one year I witnessed a sorority girl at my table open a bottle of beer using nothing but a turkey leg bone. It took her 15 minutes and only got scarier the longer it went on. Like after 10 she just stopped talking

Thought this was gonna be about Nite Country but i think that one might be fully irredeemable

Tell you this: I ain’t never heard of no life penalty

Picasso beat the hell outta me

Picasso rearranged my face

I did not believe in cubism

But then I got cubed

I whooped Picasso’s ass (x4)