Rubberband Girl
@rbrbndgrl.bsky.social
Reluctant Texan, mom of teens, librarian. I'm not supposed to be here.
Does anyone know why Trump's eyes are sometimes (like right now) swollen almost shut? Is it the same thing that causes the cankles?
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Does anyone know why Trump's eyes are sometimes (like right now) swollen almost shut? Is it the same thing that causes the cankles?
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Trump is fighting to keep his eyes open while Scott Turner talks
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trump is fighting to keep his eyes open while Scott Turner talks
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Trump appears to be sleeping as Sean Duffy talks during his Cabinet meeting
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trump appears to be sleeping as Sean Duffy talks during his Cabinet meeting
We’re three MCs
And we’re sage and wise
And we’re sage and wise
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We’re three MCs
And we’re sage and wise
And we’re sage and wise
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A massive room that can house every billionaire and right-wing influencer cozying up to the President built without any attention to safety code?
Okay, I've changed my opinion on this.
Okay, I've changed my opinion on this.
“Trump…told people working on the ballroom that they did not need to follow permitting, zoning or code requirements…He doesn’t need approvals from anyone, he has told those around him, and can begin any project at the White House as quickly as he likes.”
And the plans have continued to expand.
And the plans have continued to expand.
Inside Trump’s Push to Make the White House Ballroom as Big as Possible
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A massive room that can house every billionaire and right-wing influencer cozying up to the President built without any attention to safety code?
Okay, I've changed my opinion on this.
Okay, I've changed my opinion on this.
If we’re lucky.
White House fire trap
“Trump…told people working on the ballroom that they did not need to follow permitting, zoning or code requirements…He doesn’t need approvals from anyone, he has told those around him, and can begin any project at the White House as quickly as he likes.”
And the plans have continued to expand.
And the plans have continued to expand.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If we’re lucky.
The guiltiest of pleasures: Middle-of-the-night mid horror movies.
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The guiltiest of pleasures: Middle-of-the-night mid horror movies.
Maybe the idea of America isn’t totally lost
My in-laws are visiting us now and my brother and his wife stopped by and his in-laws are with them so my 80 year old Indian FIL and my brothers 80 year old hippie lived in a VW van for 15 years FIL are talking about how everything sucks drinking scotch and smoking cigarettes in the backyard
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Maybe the idea of America isn’t totally lost
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Pat Benatar in her retirement years.
Hit me with your best leftover spiral ham recipe.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Pat Benatar in her retirement years.
Hit me with your best leftover spiral ham recipe.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hit me with your best leftover spiral ham recipe.
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
There’s no actual reason to make half a ham, stuffing, Hasselback potato gratin, glazed Brussels sprouts AND homemade rolls for three (3) people, but what the hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There’s no actual reason to make half a ham, stuffing, Hasselback potato gratin, glazed Brussels sprouts AND homemade rolls for three (3) people, but what the hell.
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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
Longest. workday. ever.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Longest. workday. ever.
Losing loser loses again! Also, YAY LIBRARIES!
I! M! L! S!
"The ruling nullifies the Administration’s actions to dismantle IMLS and permanently prohibits the Administration from taking such actions in the future. The ruling has immediate nationwide effect."
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
"The ruling nullifies the Administration’s actions to dismantle IMLS and permanently prohibits the Administration from taking such actions in the future. The ruling has immediate nationwide effect."
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Losing loser loses again! Also, YAY LIBRARIES!
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he’s indicted falsely.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
he’s indicted falsely.
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They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
Ugh, leaving Texas won't be enough? I have to leave the entire country??
Dallas is the future of America-- physically, spiritually, and politically. I went to the fastest-growing city in America to see what is in store for us all.
Today, the final part of my story: Sprawling to Freedom.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
Today, the final part of my story: Sprawling to Freedom.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part Two: Sprawling to Freedom
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ugh, leaving Texas won't be enough? I have to leave the entire country??
The Legendary Shack Shakers opening for The Damned. LSS became my all-time favorite band after that, although their frontman has gone off the deep end over the last few years. He was amazing to watch live, though.
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Legendary Shack Shakers opening for The Damned. LSS became my all-time favorite band after that, although their frontman has gone off the deep end over the last few years. He was amazing to watch live, though.
Post a movie where you are from.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Post a movie where you are from.
I took a gummy and started watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the first time and halfway in I’m not sure if this was the best or the worst decision I’ve ever made
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I took a gummy and started watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the first time and halfway in I’m not sure if this was the best or the worst decision I’ve ever made
VALHALLA!
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
VALHALLA!
but nobody’s looking for a puppeteer in today’s wintry economic climate.
I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
but nobody’s looking for a puppeteer in today’s wintry economic climate.