Hell yes, this hastily compiled league table in illegibly small type, spray mounted to a foamex board, listing the European Union as a country and obscured by a podium persuasively exemplifies the depth of strategic leadership in America.

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Tis the season for evaluative lists of things consumed (obviously not on the desultory shareholder sinkhole Sp*tify). Where’s the joy on discovering a track then supporting that artist live widget on my dashboard? In minutes please.

Copy no thing

Let’s see if there’s fresh air here away from the malodorous dollop