Is it, though?

What have I done to make this an article that Google thinks I would want to read?!? How do I undo this??

I've found this to hold pretty true:
www.gomomento.com/blog/fightin...

Found in the family room at the current hospital we're at. I'm not crying, you're crying!

This is how my morning started out 😑

It might look like I was a lot more enthusiastic about taking this picture, but I assure you the feelings were mutual 🤣💙

Omg did that just happen

Found some rando's walking through the hall
@ajs.bsky.social

This bathroom's GitHub contribution history is impressive

PSA: Don't give your friends edit permission to your slides 🤣

Here's a shot from my Thanksgiving day pardon yesterday. Everybody came out to watch 🐐🐓🦃🪿

As I loaded 300lbs of chicken feed into my Jeep, I was quickly reminded it was leg day this morning 🫠🫠🫠

Next Tuesday at re:Invent I'll be ranting about real-time communications and give my honest opinion on AppSync Events 😬 If you're a fan of quick-witted, brutally honest, and highly-opinionated chats, don't miss it the the AWS Community Lounge 🔥

Register here - remeet.tech/bis/allen-he...

#farmlife

Can you tell it's almost Thanksgiving?

Found a tricky issue yesterday with adding custom metrics with Lambda Powertools. If you're adding multiple metrics with different dimensions, be sure to call the `publishStoredMetrics` function before changing dimensions! Otherwise the last one wins.

One of the fun unexpected side effects of my job and involvement with the tech community is the willingness of my wife to take pictures of me without getting a side eye or (audible) judgment.

For example, today I said "can you help me look pregnant for a social promo?"

5 mins later...