Gabby Hayes
@realgabbyhayes.bsky.social
Old Sourdough, Prospector, Moonshine drinker. Writer for Fine Bunkhouse Livin' and 49er Style.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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Not joking: has one reporter responded to his preposterous Sgt Schultz “I know nothing” schtick by immediately asking:
* Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker?
* Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you?
* Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?
* Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker?
* Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you?
* Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not joking: has one reporter responded to his preposterous Sgt Schultz “I know nothing” schtick by immediately asking:
* Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker?
* Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you?
* Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?
* Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker?
* Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you?
* Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?
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I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Keys to the office? Check! ✅
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Keys to the office? Check! ✅
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
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A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
We're living in The Bronze Age of Stupid.
September 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We're living in The Bronze Age of Stupid.
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dracula: so we meet again mister bond
bond: have we met? sorry
dracula: at susan’s party
bond:
dracula: in malibu
bond: oh right right the vampire guy
dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
bond: have we met? sorry
dracula: at susan’s party
bond:
dracula: in malibu
bond: oh right right the vampire guy
dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
June 18, 2023 at 9:06 PM
dracula: so we meet again mister bond
bond: have we met? sorry
dracula: at susan’s party
bond:
dracula: in malibu
bond: oh right right the vampire guy
dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
bond: have we met? sorry
dracula: at susan’s party
bond:
dracula: in malibu
bond: oh right right the vampire guy
dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
Did I tell you about the haunted balloon in my house? I did? OK, never mind.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Did I tell you about the haunted balloon in my house? I did? OK, never mind.
Made some unbelievably good coffee this mornin'.
September 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Made some unbelievably good coffee this mornin'.
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When I wrote above that in no city, metro area, or state is a 2-bedroom affordable on minimum wage, that's based on local minimum wages, often higher than federal—which hasn't been raised in 16 YEARS.
The average U.S. minimum-wage worker must work *116 hours a week* to afford a 2-bedroom apartment.
The average U.S. minimum-wage worker must work *116 hours a week* to afford a 2-bedroom apartment.
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September 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When I wrote above that in no city, metro area, or state is a 2-bedroom affordable on minimum wage, that's based on local minimum wages, often higher than federal—which hasn't been raised in 16 YEARS.
The average U.S. minimum-wage worker must work *116 hours a week* to afford a 2-bedroom apartment.
The average U.S. minimum-wage worker must work *116 hours a week* to afford a 2-bedroom apartment.
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A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment.
Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
Opinion | America Is Pushing Its Workers Into Homelessness
www.nytimes.com
September 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment.
Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
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WHOOPSIE DOODLE
Rep. Mark Alford to his angry constituents: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?"
#BlueCrew
#BlueCrew
August 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
WHOOPSIE DOODLE
When will people become un-stupid again?
August 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When will people become un-stupid again?
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In a doctors waiting room sitting next to a guy with a hairpiece who’s listening to a story over his phone about Caesar Romero’s hairpiece
It appears to be bringing him great solace and comfort
“By the nineteen sixties the hairpiece had become a character in of itself” made us both smile
It appears to be bringing him great solace and comfort
“By the nineteen sixties the hairpiece had become a character in of itself” made us both smile
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In a doctors waiting room sitting next to a guy with a hairpiece who’s listening to a story over his phone about Caesar Romero’s hairpiece
It appears to be bringing him great solace and comfort
“By the nineteen sixties the hairpiece had become a character in of itself” made us both smile
It appears to be bringing him great solace and comfort
“By the nineteen sixties the hairpiece had become a character in of itself” made us both smile
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
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If I was a liar I’d simply invest in flame retardant pants so no one would know.
July 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I was a liar I’d simply invest in flame retardant pants so no one would know.
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Still hanging around from Turtle Tuesday
July 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Still hanging around from Turtle Tuesday
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
There's a feeling I get when I look to the West
And my spirit is crying for leaving
And my spirit is crying for leaving
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There's a feeling I get when I look to the West
And my spirit is crying for leaving
And my spirit is crying for leaving
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Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.
Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time
On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the band’s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the “Back To The Beginning”...
www.stereogum.com
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.
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Migrants at a Miami immigration jail were shackled with their hands tied behind their backs and made to kneel to eat food from styrofoam plates “like dogs”, according to a report published on Monday into conditions at three overcrowded south Florida facilities.
Migrants at Ice jail in Miami made to kneel to eat ‘like dogs’, report alleges
Incident in which migrants were shackled with hands tied of one succession of alleged abuses at jails in Florida
www.theguardian.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Migrants at a Miami immigration jail were shackled with their hands tied behind their backs and made to kneel to eat food from styrofoam plates “like dogs”, according to a report published on Monday into conditions at three overcrowded south Florida facilities.
Bunny rummaging through my room and apparently I went to Fuddruckers New Year's day 2010, ordered Fudd Meal #3 and my Host was Gary.
July 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bunny rummaging through my room and apparently I went to Fuddruckers New Year's day 2010, ordered Fudd Meal #3 and my Host was Gary.