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3 ne'er-do-wells in a trenchcoat
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
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I like to stop by any place of business I see open on Thanksgiving and purchase a little something just to say thank you to the employees that have to work today 💜
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I like to stop by any place of business I see open on Thanksgiving and purchase a little something just to say thank you to the employees that have to work today 💜
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Every episode of Supernatural involves at least one young woman who has a profound lack of survival instincts.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every episode of Supernatural involves at least one young woman who has a profound lack of survival instincts.
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17 spam calls so far today. 28 by the end of yesterday. 26 the day before. I’m not complaining just bragging.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
17 spam calls so far today. 28 by the end of yesterday. 26 the day before. I’m not complaining just bragging.
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Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
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No man actually thinks that they’ll impress a woman with their ability to make an almost limitless number of Simpsons references, we leave that job to the Futurama references and leave the Simpsons to solidify the relationship
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
No man actually thinks that they’ll impress a woman with their ability to make an almost limitless number of Simpsons references, we leave that job to the Futurama references and leave the Simpsons to solidify the relationship
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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Are you there god, I don't understand omnipresence
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Are you there god, I don't understand omnipresence
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God: Any other requests?
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
God: Any other requests?
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
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List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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All books on kindle are unhinged literature if you think of the turning part of a book as the hinge.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
All books on kindle are unhinged literature if you think of the turning part of a book as the hinge.
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Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
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Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
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This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
June 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
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A guy sharing the bench press with me at the gym asked what my rep max was. My brother in tris, I have no idea. One big plate a medium plate and a small plate on each side. I like to make sure both sides have the same size plates. That’s kind of my signature.
May 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A guy sharing the bench press with me at the gym asked what my rep max was. My brother in tris, I have no idea. One big plate a medium plate and a small plate on each side. I like to make sure both sides have the same size plates. That’s kind of my signature.
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I forgot how YOUNG David Cross looks in the AD pilot. Man. Look at the hair!
April 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I forgot how YOUNG David Cross looks in the AD pilot. Man. Look at the hair!
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My mom is very old, has lived in the Midwest her whole life, and has never even sorta entertained the idea of supporting Trump. She has lost lifelong friends over it. I ❤️my mom
April 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My mom is very old, has lived in the Midwest her whole life, and has never even sorta entertained the idea of supporting Trump. She has lost lifelong friends over it. I ❤️my mom
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wait you can do that
Breaking News: Marine Le Pen, the French far-right leader, was convicted of embezzlement, jeopardizing her plan to run for president in 2027.
Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement by French Court
The ruling immediately bars her from running for public office for five years, jeopardizing the far-right leader’s plans to run for president in 2027.
www.nytimes.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
wait you can do that