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RedBlueOx
@redblueox.bsky.social
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Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.
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Meme image of preacher saying “Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Kif from futurama trying to smoke
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The guy from the libertarian debate who “isn’t sure” we should require licenses for drivers.
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Need a hand, buddy?
Skeleton in neighborhood front yard missing his hands. Small dog skeleton on the ground has one of em in her mouth.
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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A pleasing, beautiful day in Indianapolis. Happy to see so many folks from the reasonable side of the voting populace. #nokings
Indianapolis state house rally, signs and flags. Indy state house, rally
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Raleigh time! #mariners
Al Pacino in Heat saying “she’s got a great ass!”
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Bad Bunny.
The scary rabbit-coded creature from Donnie Darko, whose plot I barely recall.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Mouse Soup.
July 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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One more classic, if y’all could spare it! #nbafinals #pacers #thunder #game7
Lil boy from Oliver Twist asks for more gruel but it’s the (Indiana Pa)’cers we want more from. Give us one more classic game!
June 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Robot from futurama m*a*s*h skit switching his tone from irreverent to maudlin.
June 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Me: that Oklahoma City defense sure is vaunted.

The vaunted okc defense:
Tyrese Haliburton rises above a flat-footed Cason Wallace and a flummoxed Alex Caruso for a legendary shot.
June 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Martin short of the queen haters belting out the hits on Mel’s rock pile.
June 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Dr Nick learns the true meaning of “inflammable.”
May 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Civil War: “what kind of American are ya?”
May 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Yes, bluesky, I too love my lesbian groundhog wife.
My feed, astral conjunction of “I love lesbians,” “I love women so much,” and “me and my groundhog wife curled up in our burrow.”
May 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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“We’re Costco guys; of course we call chicken feet ‘paws’.”
Sign for chicken feet at Costco that calls them “paws.”
April 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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You, a Johnny-come-lately: “yo, bro, 4/20 is on Sunday 🌬️🌿”

Me:
Morrissey cover “Everyday is Like Sunday”
April 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Sorry, thrift-store backpack, imitating a sad, blind toad isn’t making me *more* likely to want to rescue you. #iseefaces
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Your feed has been blessed by the Sleepytime Mountain Dew.
An old Mountain Dew can with no caffeine.
March 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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LL cool J. He’s that type of guy.
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Simpsons still with a ham radio emitting the informative phrase “I have a ham radio”
March 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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#America is still capable of greatness.
A Dr Pepper flavored peeps box. One eye in the middle of the forehead of the most prominently visible peep.
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Wolf ‘em if you got ‘em. #cancheck #saturdaynite #threefloyds
February 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Now we’re sharing the same dream…🎶. #cancheck
February 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM