Devastated Millennial
@reluctantposter.bsky.social
No longer confused, just miserable in realizing the media literacy lessons from college were predictions of our present disaster. 🏳️🌈 PhD 🌱
Most posts are progressive social commentary blended with humor and sarcasm as a coping mechanism.
Most posts are progressive social commentary blended with humor and sarcasm as a coping mechanism.
Electric company: Your bill will not increase. You will see a new line item for $29 on your monthly bill. This isn't an increase, its a new line item.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Electric company: Your bill will not increase. You will see a new line item for $29 on your monthly bill. This isn't an increase, its a new line item.
Yes, yes I did spend $10 on peppers today.
Since when do bell peppers cost $10?
Since when do bell peppers cost $10?
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yes, yes I did spend $10 on peppers today.
Since when do bell peppers cost $10?
Since when do bell peppers cost $10?
I take it back, why does this exist?
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I take it back, why does this exist?
Why do these exist?
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why do these exist?
Oooops, I just ordered Barbie pink nail polish from the pharmacy at the beach. Looks like I'm going to the beach tomorrow to collect my order.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Oooops, I just ordered Barbie pink nail polish from the pharmacy at the beach. Looks like I'm going to the beach tomorrow to collect my order.
Try mixing pumpkin spice Taroni with hot black tea - mix with ice. Trust me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Try mixing pumpkin spice Taroni with hot black tea - mix with ice. Trust me.
So if I mix keylime juice with yellow vanilla cake batter...
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So if I mix keylime juice with yellow vanilla cake batter...
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Parsnip.
Parsnip thinkings cheating is wrong, entirely wrong.
Except on a diet when the person isn't at risk for heart failure due to dietary intake.
This is Parsnip.
Parsnip thinkings cheating is wrong, entirely wrong.
Except on a diet when the person isn't at risk for heart failure due to dietary intake.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Parsnip.
Parsnip thinkings cheating is wrong, entirely wrong.
Except on a diet when the person isn't at risk for heart failure due to dietary intake.
This is Parsnip.
Parsnip thinkings cheating is wrong, entirely wrong.
Except on a diet when the person isn't at risk for heart failure due to dietary intake.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Kolrabi.
Kol is so over this sunshine and wants some snow.
Let's get out of here and go skiing!
This is Kolrabi.
Kol is so over this sunshine and wants some snow.
Let's get out of here and go skiing!
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Kolrabi.
Kol is so over this sunshine and wants some snow.
Let's get out of here and go skiing!
This is Kolrabi.
Kol is so over this sunshine and wants some snow.
Let's get out of here and go skiing!
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Petal.
Petal has read 9 books in two weeks and forgot to meal prep for work.
Damnit.
This is Petal.
Petal has read 9 books in two weeks and forgot to meal prep for work.
Damnit.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Petal.
Petal has read 9 books in two weeks and forgot to meal prep for work.
Damnit.
This is Petal.
Petal has read 9 books in two weeks and forgot to meal prep for work.
Damnit.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Snorkle.
Snorkle is sick of eating nothing but flowers all day long.
Where's the roast beef?
This is Snorkle.
Snorkle is sick of eating nothing but flowers all day long.
Where's the roast beef?
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Snorkle.
Snorkle is sick of eating nothing but flowers all day long.
Where's the roast beef?
This is Snorkle.
Snorkle is sick of eating nothing but flowers all day long.
Where's the roast beef?
Oh its that lovely time that happens every so often:
Everything in existance that is edible makes me nauseated except mashed potatoes and mac and cheese.
Everything in existance that is edible makes me nauseated except mashed potatoes and mac and cheese.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oh its that lovely time that happens every so often:
Everything in existance that is edible makes me nauseated except mashed potatoes and mac and cheese.
Everything in existance that is edible makes me nauseated except mashed potatoes and mac and cheese.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Marco.
Marco misses grass.
Where'd all the grass go?
This is Marco.
Marco misses grass.
Where'd all the grass go?
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Marco.
Marco misses grass.
Where'd all the grass go?
This is Marco.
Marco misses grass.
Where'd all the grass go?
Literally all I want right now are crispy pita strips from cava
turns out toasting chopped pita does not crispy pita strips make
turns out toasting chopped pita does not crispy pita strips make
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Literally all I want right now are crispy pita strips from cava
turns out toasting chopped pita does not crispy pita strips make
turns out toasting chopped pita does not crispy pita strips make
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Sally.
Sally is furious about the lack of accessible water in this neighborhood.
But with tiny legs, moving to a new neighborhood is exhausting.
This is Sally.
Sally is furious about the lack of accessible water in this neighborhood.
But with tiny legs, moving to a new neighborhood is exhausting.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Sally.
Sally is furious about the lack of accessible water in this neighborhood.
But with tiny legs, moving to a new neighborhood is exhausting.
This is Sally.
Sally is furious about the lack of accessible water in this neighborhood.
But with tiny legs, moving to a new neighborhood is exhausting.
It took until season 3 for me to tell apart the men with the same hair color on Downton Abbey.
They all look exactly the same. The staff wear the same suits. The same accents.
Hilariously, diversity did actually exist in England in the 1910s, but lol that they cast Irish as diversity.
They all look exactly the same. The staff wear the same suits. The same accents.
Hilariously, diversity did actually exist in England in the 1910s, but lol that they cast Irish as diversity.
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It took until season 3 for me to tell apart the men with the same hair color on Downton Abbey.
They all look exactly the same. The staff wear the same suits. The same accents.
Hilariously, diversity did actually exist in England in the 1910s, but lol that they cast Irish as diversity.
They all look exactly the same. The staff wear the same suits. The same accents.
Hilariously, diversity did actually exist in England in the 1910s, but lol that they cast Irish as diversity.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Diamond.
Yeah, that name is the reason they're darting away.
This is Diamond.
Yeah, that name is the reason they're darting away.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Diamond.
Yeah, that name is the reason they're darting away.
This is Diamond.
Yeah, that name is the reason they're darting away.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Lizzie.
Lizzie is dumbfounded as to how and why Elizabeth Taylor was in the Flintstones movie (1994).
So many questions.
This is Lizzie.
Lizzie is dumbfounded as to how and why Elizabeth Taylor was in the Flintstones movie (1994).
So many questions.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Lizzie.
Lizzie is dumbfounded as to how and why Elizabeth Taylor was in the Flintstones movie (1994).
So many questions.
This is Lizzie.
Lizzie is dumbfounded as to how and why Elizabeth Taylor was in the Flintstones movie (1994).
So many questions.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Snarkie.
Snarkie is confused about how much old school media had men being gentle and kind to each other, with zero mockery or irony, just classic goodness.
And now its radical for men in media to not embody toxic masculinity.
This is Snarkie.
Snarkie is confused about how much old school media had men being gentle and kind to each other, with zero mockery or irony, just classic goodness.
And now its radical for men in media to not embody toxic masculinity.
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Snarkie.
Snarkie is confused about how much old school media had men being gentle and kind to each other, with zero mockery or irony, just classic goodness.
And now its radical for men in media to not embody toxic masculinity.
This is Snarkie.
Snarkie is confused about how much old school media had men being gentle and kind to each other, with zero mockery or irony, just classic goodness.
And now its radical for men in media to not embody toxic masculinity.
What a random ass number of books I picked whilst stoned out of my mind in january
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What a random ass number of books I picked whilst stoned out of my mind in january
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Colby.
So what if he's named after cheese.
It's his mom's favorite cheese.
This is Colby.
So what if he's named after cheese.
It's his mom's favorite cheese.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Colby.
So what if he's named after cheese.
It's his mom's favorite cheese.
This is Colby.
So what if he's named after cheese.
It's his mom's favorite cheese.
The sound of a dentist drill that accompanies when the toddler next door gets a motorized riding toy and echos through the cement in between the buildings.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The sound of a dentist drill that accompanies when the toddler next door gets a motorized riding toy and echos through the cement in between the buildings.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Barney.
Barney doesn't know why his name went out of style in about 1994.
But trust me, it did.
This is Barney.
Barney doesn't know why his name went out of style in about 1994.
But trust me, it did.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Barney.
Barney doesn't know why his name went out of style in about 1994.
But trust me, it did.
This is Barney.
Barney doesn't know why his name went out of style in about 1994.
But trust me, it did.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Swella.
Her name might rhyme with Bella, but don't bring it up to her, or she'll bite you.
This is Swella.
Her name might rhyme with Bella, but don't bring it up to her, or she'll bite you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Swella.
Her name might rhyme with Bella, but don't bring it up to her, or she'll bite you.
This is Swella.
Her name might rhyme with Bella, but don't bring it up to her, or she'll bite you.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Carbonara.
Seriously.
Yes, don't mess with Carbonara.
This is Carbonara.
Seriously.
Yes, don't mess with Carbonara.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:
This is Carbonara.
Seriously.
Yes, don't mess with Carbonara.
This is Carbonara.
Seriously.
Yes, don't mess with Carbonara.