It’s almost that time. Let’s collectively get this bread, family.
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Wow, that new Google Maps update is 🔥🔥

Same as it ever was

Me monitoring my $1000 angel investment the moment the wire clears (please make money this time 🥹)

💰 Security, Funded issue #176 is live!

Here's what happened in the first few weeks of January 2025:

- Total Funding Raised: $64.3M (-76% YoY)
- Total Deals: 7 across 5 countries
- M&A Transaction: 9 deals
- 100% of funding went to product companies
- No earnings reports from last week to cover

Explaining your threat modeling process to the auditors

Stop scrolling and listen to me very carefully:

You need to buy land here asap.

Security Startup Founder: How can I describe our product in a way that stands out to customers? The cybersecurity market is already saturated.

Industry Analyst: I got you dog, say no more #ztcnxadador

New Threat Vector Unlocked

1. Find the Crunchbase page of a cybersecurity company that just raised VC funding
2. Change the page details (which anyone with a Crunchbase account can do) to a personal CashApp page
3. ????
4. Profit! (?)

Ahh man I accidentally made my discount code last until this Sunday and I can’t change it now.

I really hope no one figures that out!

I asked Grok to create a portrait of me based solely on my tweets.

What if??