Lovely! I love the tune, these words are a delight.

Yay, you can pass directly from adolescence to middle aged!

Well quite.

Oops.

That's slightly scary, Ruth!

St Clements has fitted cupboards in their choir vestry, the lower cupboards full of robes and vestments, but the very top ones are labelled "Flower Ladies". Perhaps they get banished there if they misbehave 🤣

Such fun to speculate. Maybe to catch the drips. (Read 'drips' as you will).

Predictive text is so dim. It can't even work out that it should be the great Goddess Pam.

Absolutely never saw any purpose for PCCs. (Not least because of the confusion with church PCCs which some might feel equally pointless).

Obviously their other hand was otherwise occupied!

I never read the Torygraph. Hardly a reliable source of politically unbiased information.