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@revengeem.bsky.social
Your mother’s favorite bsky account. 🔞
Just a girl
Fix your heart or die. 40, she/her. Grit City, WA
cash app: $emalinemae
Just a girl
Fix your heart or die. 40, she/her. Grit City, WA
cash app: $emalinemae
Pinned
Got my first mammogram today. It went really well. The entire office cried, they said they’d never seen better tits in their life.
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it's funny that monopoly is the game of capitalism, to show you how fucking bad capitalism is, and they do socialism in it just to make sure it's at least fun for one person
November 28, 2023 at 7:14 PM
it's funny that monopoly is the game of capitalism, to show you how fucking bad capitalism is, and they do socialism in it just to make sure it's at least fun for one person
Thank you buttfart26 you’re a real one.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Thank you buttfart26 you’re a real one.
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no, i’m nightmare mommy, obv
Oh so you aren’t a child!
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
no, i’m nightmare mommy, obv
I would love to hear Mamdani’s unfiltered retelling of what happened at the White House.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I would love to hear Mamdani’s unfiltered retelling of what happened at the White House.
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When I was married I thought about what I would do when I was a widow a lot. Wistfully. It was probably a sign of something.
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
When I was married I thought about what I would do when I was a widow a lot. Wistfully. It was probably a sign of something.
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I told this story at work and it got sympathy instead of the lols it deserved. Comedy is dead 🙄
When I was 19 the head of HR groped my tits. Then I told my boss. Who told HR. Which resulted in a 1:1 meeting with me and the head of HR where he explained that saying things like that could damage a man’s career and I was lucky I wasn’t going to get in more trouble. And then I apologized to him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I told this story at work and it got sympathy instead of the lols it deserved. Comedy is dead 🙄
When I was married I thought about what I would do when I was a widow a lot. Wistfully. It was probably a sign of something.
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
When I was married I thought about what I would do when I was a widow a lot. Wistfully. It was probably a sign of something.
I told this story at work and it got sympathy instead of the lols it deserved. Comedy is dead 🙄
When I was 19 the head of HR groped my tits. Then I told my boss. Who told HR. Which resulted in a 1:1 meeting with me and the head of HR where he explained that saying things like that could damage a man’s career and I was lucky I wasn’t going to get in more trouble. And then I apologized to him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I told this story at work and it got sympathy instead of the lols it deserved. Comedy is dead 🙄
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
So what’s the NFT market like these days?
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
So what’s the NFT market like these days?
Rewatching Lost: John Locke would 100% be QANON. If a computer says anything to him he believes it with his whole heart. John Locke marks not safe with the internet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Rewatching Lost: John Locke would 100% be QANON. If a computer says anything to him he believes it with his whole heart. John Locke marks not safe with the internet.
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Bill Clinton’s taste in partners is just all over the place.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Bill Clinton’s taste in partners is just all over the place.
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BlueSky: where hyperbole is taken as threat while racist & anti-trans hate speech get a pass
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BlueSky: where hyperbole is taken as threat while racist & anti-trans hate speech get a pass
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i;m sorry your wife cheated on you, that must have been really hot
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i;m sorry your wife cheated on you, that must have been really hot
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Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
If I were this dude I would cast even shorter bodyguards to stand around me so I looked like a giant. But some one us are better at optics than others.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If I were this dude I would cast even shorter bodyguards to stand around me so I looked like a giant. But some one us are better at optics than others.
Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.
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Honestly, a big part of the reason my parents have stayed so normal is that none of them are on social media.
But social media is fine for me tho.
But social media is fine for me tho.
October 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, a big part of the reason my parents have stayed so normal is that none of them are on social media.
But social media is fine for me tho.
But social media is fine for me tho.
This is from 2018. I’m so glad Schumer is still alive and learning and growing these many years later.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is from 2018. I’m so glad Schumer is still alive and learning and growing these many years later.
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please be mindful that your boyfriends grandmother died when he was 7 so he's very sensitive to this kinda stuff (women existing)
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
please be mindful that your boyfriends grandmother died when he was 7 so he's very sensitive to this kinda stuff (women existing)
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They’re talking about sexual infidelity on tiktok and i think it’s hilarious that the world is just now catching up to the kinds of conversations @faultypussy.bsky.social , @revengeem.bsky.social , @shiningangelx.bsky.social and I all initiated 2 yr ago.
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They’re talking about sexual infidelity on tiktok and i think it’s hilarious that the world is just now catching up to the kinds of conversations @faultypussy.bsky.social , @revengeem.bsky.social , @shiningangelx.bsky.social and I all initiated 2 yr ago.
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
sadly, none of them are Pro Women Cheating
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I too am quite upset about Taylor Frankie Paul being the new bachelorette.
The news from Utah is horrifying. Monstrous.
September 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I too am quite upset about Taylor Frankie Paul being the new bachelorette.
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oh, so bsky followers don't have the legal authority to 5150 me? that's just not allowed? it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't. got it. I'm not mad at you guys anymore.
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
September 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
oh, so bsky followers don't have the legal authority to 5150 me? that's just not allowed? it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't. got it. I'm not mad at you guys anymore.
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary
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Really really really really really sad about the east wing of the White House. This is the worst thing Trump has ever done.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Really really really really really sad about the east wing of the White House. This is the worst thing Trump has ever done.