Reverend Lars 🌊
@reverendlars.bsky.social
American. Also Canadian, and feeling more so every day. Lover of things with six strings. Cancer survivor. Not religious. Lifelong Democrat because modern Republicans embrace fascism. Everybody be nice to each other, m'kay?
Will it feature a creepy baby on the label? If so, I'm in!
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Will it feature a creepy baby on the label? If so, I'm in!
This spectacular lie is at the very top of the vaccine schedule page.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This spectacular lie is at the very top of the vaccine schedule page.
I'm just gonna stay home and give out mosquito coils to the trick-or-treaters. If I run out, I'll switch to Sucrets.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm just gonna stay home and give out mosquito coils to the trick-or-treaters. If I run out, I'll switch to Sucrets.
Such emergencies are why we stock our pantries.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Such emergencies are why we stock our pantries.
The one enjoying her backrub is a Rhode Island Red. The other one is an Araucana-Ameraucana crossbreed, also known as an "Easter Egger" because of the beautiful turquoise/green eggs they lay. White Leghorn not pictured. I miss these girls!
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The one enjoying her backrub is a Rhode Island Red. The other one is an Araucana-Ameraucana crossbreed, also known as an "Easter Egger" because of the beautiful turquoise/green eggs they lay. White Leghorn not pictured. I miss these girls!
Damn the torpedoes, Mulligatawny!
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Damn the torpedoes, Mulligatawny!
I'm thinking the art department should have looked this over again before submitting it.
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm thinking the art department should have looked this over again before submitting it.
I mixed the cartoon series based on the movie.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I mixed the cartoon series based on the movie.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
Yes, it sounds very glamorous. Rest assured, I haven't let it go to my head.
Normally I'm quite welcoming to backyard wildlife. This guy I'm not so sure about. He's kinda bitey.
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Normally I'm quite welcoming to backyard wildlife. This guy I'm not so sure about. He's kinda bitey.
Adorable, but I hope he's getting quality sleep. If not, solutions do exist.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Adorable, but I hope he's getting quality sleep. If not, solutions do exist.
I have one too, they are downright cheerful. Have you figured out all the buttons? I'm afraid to push this one.
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have one too, they are downright cheerful. Have you figured out all the buttons? I'm afraid to push this one.
Post something random or have an awful October.
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Post something random or have an awful October.
You're gonna have to spell it out for him.
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
You're gonna have to spell it out for him.
Share your favorite B&W movie.
September 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Share your favorite B&W movie.
I suggested it to the Florida Bar in a written letter. They declined and CC'd their response to her office. The bastards dropped a dime on me. So if I suddenly disappear, check the Salvadoran prisons
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I suggested it to the Florida Bar in a written letter. They declined and CC'd their response to her office. The bastards dropped a dime on me. So if I suddenly disappear, check the Salvadoran prisons
Yes. Here's a group of them, waiting to pounce at the beach. They brought c-rations to their potlucks and definitely discussed getting Hitler.
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yes. Here's a group of them, waiting to pounce at the beach. They brought c-rations to their potlucks and definitely discussed getting Hitler.
I guess some people just WANNA be homeless. 😋
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I guess some people just WANNA be homeless. 😋
Lemme see if I can ruin it for you.
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Lemme see if I can ruin it for you.
Jesus loved a big rack of bronto-ribs.
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jesus loved a big rack of bronto-ribs.
I'm bringing the salad.
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm bringing the salad.