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RevPudDudley
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Humanist, lifelong learner, agnostic, language fiend.
Tao / Stoicism
Formerly catholic, quasihindu, paralegal, overgrown teenager, Constitutional law fan
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MOST OBSCENE THING THIS WEEK
[so far]:
That nice Sen. Thune INSERTED, last-minute, provision for co-conspirator Senators to sue Jack Smith for checking whom they were calling Jan 6.

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NOW WATCH OUT FOR:
Pres. Pus-Bucket always eager to try out the […]

[Original post on mas.to]
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by RevPudDudley
Only so many times I am going to say
“This is uniquely atrocious and disgusting”
[thus I have not said much in awhile]
AND NOW:
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Department of Defense became Department of War.

What to call the Department of Justice ?

When Defense fails — more War — the enemy […]
Original post on mas.to
mas.to
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
President Porky ["Piggy Pinkeyes"] has decreed screening before visas, etc. for obesity, cardiovascular, other costly health conditions.
We already screen for criminal convictions, sedition, career criminality... severe mental disorders? tertiary syphilis in the […]

[Original post on mas.to]
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Only so many times I am going to say
“This is uniquely atrocious and disgusting”
[thus I have not said much in awhile]
AND NOW:
****************************
Department of Defense became Department of War.

What to call the Department of Justice ?

When Defense fails — more War — the enemy […]
Original post on mas.to
mas.to
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
ARE YOUR LAWYERS FATALLY CONFLICTED?
I just read this on NYT, can't find it

The DC bar, et al., cautioning:

If a law firm has a deal with President Punk or does any work for USG, how can they zealously represent any client against the gov't, ever?

Client can't waive the conflict unless aware […]
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mas.to
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh hold on here !

Declaring antifa to be "Foreign Terrorist Organization" ?
gee I'm not on NPR enough
Look: presiding over a gang of fanatics [to remain nameless, who were they?]
telling the Burger King "Oh yessir, splendid idea"
Stories about this go back to Oct 8
BUT I'VE SEEN NOTHING ON NYT […]
Original post on mas.to
mas.to
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If a movie's going to leave me sick & angry, usually won't go - but that means no nuclear-calamity films.

Went to see "House of Dynamite".
"It'll take your mind off this week, anyway", I thought.

Well, almost.
Kept imagining an ass-clown cartoon President, 10 min before the world starts ending […]
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mas.to
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Well this is it, no ?
[demands $ from the DOJ]
Tertiary syphilis in the brain, that's what is causing this - and right after No Kings, too, while Fed employees not getting paid

Meaningful things could be done with $230 M.
Or, send him to the Sun, he can claim it for his empire.
Best money we […]
Original post on mas.to
mas.to
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
While I'm thinking about it - for your Monday !
from the 'New Yorker'
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by RevPudDudley
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Numbers over 100 % ain't real, most people acknowledge.
Florida precinct turnouts in 2024 over 100% ?
I expect to see some rare old ass-kicking out of this. HEY FBI !
[possibly "expect" is not the word here]

https://mastodon.online/@KarenStrickholm/115398334524467371
Karen Strickholm (@[email protected])
🤔🤔🤔 WELL, WELL, WELL... 🤔🤔🤔 Seems there was some cheating going on in Florida's 2024 presidential race... "Five precincts were identified as having exceeded 100% turnout, raising additional concerns about registration integrity and reconciliation errors... Why does this matter? These values are mathematically impossible. Full stop." #Election2024 #News #Politics #USPolitics #USPol #Fascism #Project2025 https://open.substack.com/pub/thiswillhold/p/172-of-voters-cast-ballots-in-palm?r=1lphvq
mastodon.online
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
concerning the Burger King / jet / public health problem video:

Imagine if you couldn't resist that, rather than sharing with just the lower forms of life who'd enjoy it.

Now, if he got a plane and a pilot and did such a thing -
***WOULD THAT BE IMPEACHABLE ? *** […]

[Original post on mas.to]
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
VENEZUELA
(with world's largest oil reserves, did you know?)

OK, VENEZUELA - is another place that needs regime change.

Unfortunately anything good that happens will have the stench of President Pustule on it, so all the world will be highly skeptical.
Quite right, too

#regimechange […]
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mas.to
October 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Behold a new generation --
30/Fortysomething Repugnicans !
They were raised to believe that God made us to hate the Clintons, that 'flyover country' and christianity make them targets of ridicule [true],
they don't identify with the
#goutyobeseplutocrats
#grumpyoldpalefaces […]
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mas.to
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another sadly disused phrase in "our modern sordid era:

BENEATH CONTEMPT

as in "Tertiary syphilis in the brain, but still beneath contempt",

"Can inspire grown men to wear diapers; pre-eminently beneath contempt", or

"Beneath contempt, but still something to be stepped on"

Just say BC ! […]
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mas.to
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Thinking about Twain's story of a boy who was offered all of Life's gifts "but choose carefully !"
He had them all, one by one, but they all turn out fraudulent, or can be taken away, or get annihilated by Time ... and it's not in human nature to ever be satisfied.
At last he stands at the grave […]
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mas.to
October 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[not original]
Every time I question my life choices, all I hear is
"Shut the fuck up I hate you why can't you be like a normal dad?"
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's that season of mellow fruitiness
October 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
unPresident threatens that someday, someday he might think about becoming impatient with Russia [the big twat!]

Pretend you're Putin:
"If I tell the people that invading Ukraine was all for nothing, I'll be the next one falling out a high window.
Why not WW III ? […]

[Original post on mas.to]
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My goodness -- hit the point of diminishing returns in no time, tonight
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Spare us, please !

***
from the deathless B Kliban
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
They say that tRump must be unwell today
[interview w CNN by text].

Had to go find this photo again.
The Human Hemorrhoid will have no get-well cards from me

#Trump
#fucktrump
#impeach
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Seen this before ?
WHEN you are at once a joke and a crook atop a pyramid of idiots and bandits in gov't,
AND it's becoming obvious to [not quite everyone]
YOU START A WAR--
Saddam 1988, Putin 2014, 2022

I've been waiting for this
Now where's a target that nobody […]

[Original post on mas.to]
October 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
CONSPIRACY AGAINST RIGHTS you say?
Well here's something we should have learned about in Civics class,
when we had them]

Paragraph 1 is rather wide, you know ?
"Any person" includes noncitizens of course. "free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege", wow-

[compare w "quiet enjoyment" […]
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mas.to
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM