The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.

As long as I’m allowed to wear my Miles Austin jersey

Gopher tortoises in absolute shambles

A surprising side benefit of the austerity minimalism culture borne out of the Great Recession and the Detroit bailouts? That’s right, automakers went back to their roots and focused on making cars that are simple, durable, reliable, and easy to work on in a home garage!

This is why I only buy Glock

I was shocked to find out that an elementary school that I drove or rode past in a bus every single school day for 18 years was demolished. When I was in elementary school I was jealous of the kids that went there because it was the newer one!

Insh’Allah

I’m partial to Cuban tree frogs even though they’re bad (invasive). Look at that face

I love that dashboard possums are apparently an actual Thing, and not just a unique affliction on my end. This one was a gift from a former student and has now inhabited *three* different dashboards!

putting swangas and vogues on the camel. pop the trunk and it’s the shahada in neon. saying “Sharia Law” in the Bun B voice

Not sure what a woke all-PI offense would look like but I’m guessing it would involve a lot of court packing