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No gods, no masters, just opossums and squirrels. He/him.
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Mega Synthia.
Yvonne Freese as Mega Synthia on Mystery Science Theater 3000. She is a tall blonde woman in a green tunic, holding a coffee mug.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I'm watching the MST3K Turkey Day marathon, and the current film is "Cry Wilderness". To my knowledge, the first and only MST3K movie with a possum.
A stately Virginia opossum looks down from a tree. The Mystery Science Theater 3000 characters are in silhouette at the bottom of the picture.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Hi!
A Virginia opossum in a colorful blanket raises a paw in front of a large house
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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A red squirrel standing on its hind legs, front paws raised in victory
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Four Christmas movies to know me by…
The poster for Gremlins. It features a man holding a box with small furry paws emerging. The text reads " Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous." The poster for "Bad Santa". It features Billy Bob Thornton in a Santa costume, Bernie Mac in a yellow suit, Brett Kelly in a striped shirt, and Tony Cox dressed as an elf. The text reads " He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice." The poster for "Black Christmas" it features a woman sitting in a chair with a plastic wrapping covering her face framed by a wreath. The text reads "If this picture doesn't make your skin crawl... It's on TOO TIGHT!" The poster for "Rare Exports". It features three armed men and a boy standing in front of a cage with a man in a Santa outfit inside. The text reads "This Christmas, everyone will believe in Santa Claus".
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but...

Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
This stuff'll kill ya
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns
Pope Leo holding a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all
Just wind in sails
Pope Leo with a microphone in his hands
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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When routine bites hard and ambitions are low
And resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow
And we're changing our ways, taking different roads
Pope Leo holding a microphone with both hands
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Happy Birthday!
Gilbert, a Virginia opossum, with a tiny pink package labeled "Happy birthday!"
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Happy Birthday!
A squirrel in a birthday hat ponders a cupcake with a lit candle
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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This is not the usual squirrel. The nose is almost identical, the back of the ears are partially white unlike the familiar squirrel. Today I discovered two identifying characteristics that distinguish them from the other squirrel.

#sqrlpix
An Eastern Gray squirrel standing on its hind legs, using its front paws to eat a hazelnut. Other nuts are visible.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The movie with a squirrel being rescued.
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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"Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed!"

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An Eastern Gray squirrel standing on blacktop, front paws raised in a pose resembling a boxer
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"Great party, isn't it?"
A frame from "The Shining", with a ghost with a bloodied face raising a drink.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy in costume as Capt. Kirk and First Officer Spock reading an issue of Mad Magazine.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Fetterman fell while preparing dinner.
Richard Kiel as a space alien in the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man". He has an enlarged bald head and a goatee.
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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"Give me five bees for a dollar" in the Zohran Mamdani banner style
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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"Two Mules for Sister Sara" in the Zohran Mamdani sign format
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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"Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables" in the format of a Zohran Mamdani banner
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The cover of Kraftwerk's 1974 album "Autobahn", depicting a highway seen from inside an automobile. In front is a yellow Volkswagen Beetle, passing the car on the left side of the road is a black Mercedes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Philip Seymour Hoffman as Truman Capote.
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Truman Capote. Truman Capote.
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Say hello to my little friend.

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An Eastern Gray squirrel standing on its hind legs, front paws folded in front of its chest, looking at the camera and being adorable.
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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They Might Be Giants, "Apollo 18".
The cover of "Apollo 18" by They Might Be Giants. It depicts a giant squid battling a sperm whale, with an Apollo lunar module to the left
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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A very happy birthday to @sarahkite.bsky.social , who got her presents early!
Godzilla, a massive theropod shaped monster, wearing a birthday hat and carrying a huge giftwrapped box, walks down a city street. The picture is captioned "Happy birthday".
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I'm guessing not great.
Debra Messing, having just an awful night
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM