richard the red
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I love Minnesota Back Mudroom Refrigerator season. It’s just before Minnesota Back Mudroom Freezer season which is significantly longer.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I love Minnesota Back Mudroom Refrigerator season. It’s just before Minnesota Back Mudroom Freezer season which is significantly longer.
The squirrel without a tail digging up my potted plants proves that squirrels do not need tails to be assholes
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The squirrel without a tail digging up my potted plants proves that squirrels do not need tails to be assholes
What if 3I/Atlas is a mothership and when they ask to speak to the leader of the free world and he gives them Trump 2028 baseball hats?
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What if 3I/Atlas is a mothership and when they ask to speak to the leader of the free world and he gives them Trump 2028 baseball hats?
embrace your inner gollum, precious
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
embrace your inner gollum, precious
I'm sorry, we have always bought cars from eurasia, not eastasia
we have always bought cars from eastasia
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm sorry, we have always bought cars from eurasia, not eastasia
wtf these bots have thousands of followers
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
wtf these bots have thousands of followers
we have always bought cars from eastasia
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
we have always bought cars from eastasia
If I learned nothing else from Pale Green Pants it’s that dark matter is just as afraid of you as you are of it. To dark matter you’re the dark matter.
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If I learned nothing else from Pale Green Pants it’s that dark matter is just as afraid of you as you are of it. To dark matter you’re the dark matter.
Which direction does a one-dimensional object spin? Wu.
September 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Which direction does a one-dimensional object spin? Wu.
We are both spinning in the universe, and standing still as the universe spins around us.
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We are both spinning in the universe, and standing still as the universe spins around us.
Memes are just photorealistic cartoons
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Memes are just photorealistic cartoons
I am at the center of a 3D 1:1 map of the universe
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I am at the center of a 3D 1:1 map of the universe
There is peace in doing, and there is peace in not doing.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
There is peace in doing, and there is peace in not doing.
If I went back in time and met my younger self, we’d probably punch each other in the nuts for who we are
August 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If I went back in time and met my younger self, we’d probably punch each other in the nuts for who we are
True or false: wisdom can be taught. Discuss.
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
True or false: wisdom can be taught. Discuss.
Object-oriented programming is an instance of practical Platonic Forms. We really are still just a footnote.
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Object-oriented programming is an instance of practical Platonic Forms. We really are still just a footnote.
I don't know if you've watched the series Resident Alien starring Alan Tudyk, but [spoiler alert] this article looks like it may have been based on a true story. abcnews.go.com/US/foot-rema...
Foot remains found on Utah lake belong to man missing since 1997
Remains of a human foot found inside a hiking shoe on the shores of a lake in Utah belong to a man who went missing in 1997, according to officials.
abcnews.go.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't know if you've watched the series Resident Alien starring Alan Tudyk, but [spoiler alert] this article looks like it may have been based on a true story. abcnews.go.com/US/foot-rema...
The D&D game in my dining room: “That’s the risk of missing a session, your character’s hair might turn blond.“
August 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The D&D game in my dining room: “That’s the risk of missing a session, your character’s hair might turn blond.“
Breathe in, then let the universe breathe in
July 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Breathe in, then let the universe breathe in
I started to ask what the crowbar was for and thought better of it
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I started to ask what the crowbar was for and thought better of it
It is not my body, I am its
July 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It is not my body, I am its
My son and his friends just asked if we had any rope he could use for like tying people up in the basement.
July 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My son and his friends just asked if we had any rope he could use for like tying people up in the basement.
What the universe is expanding into is the same as where it expanded from
July 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What the universe is expanding into is the same as where it expanded from
Societies are like flames: add fuel and they leap higher but each flame still only lasts as long
July 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Societies are like flames: add fuel and they leap higher but each flame still only lasts as long
The Planck unit is the decimal point of the universe
July 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Planck unit is the decimal point of the universe