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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪
@riister.com
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Just a German 🇩🇪 in Seattle 🏔️ 🌲 level 34. If you know me IRL...move along 🤭 Nude beaches. 🏝️ AuDHD. Weirdo. Gaymer. Archer. Nudist. Pokémon. Sci-fi. Horror. 🇩🇪 🇷🇺 trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 occasionally NSFW.
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · Nov 7
Reintroduction thread!

Name: Neil or Riis (said like Reese)
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Seattle
Interests: nude beaches, being naked, video games, watching tv, being in nature, archery 🏹
vocation: scrum master
A selfie of me sitting on the floor.
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 11h
a man holding a book that says tell me your secrets on it
Alt: a man holding a book that says tell me your secrets on it
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 11h
just started episode 4 of season 1. episode 3 is so fucking traumatic and so sad 😭😭😭
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 11h
y’all.. @bobaboy.bsky.social reminded me about Alice in Borderland with season 3 being out, so i decided to rewatch and holy fuck i forgot how fucked up it is.
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Robby Lerman @rbrett.bsky.social · 14h
It’s cuffing season and we’ve once again reached this point….
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 13h
yes ☺️
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 1d
🥰🥰🥰
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 1d
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and holding onto a railing .
Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and holding onto a railing says hello
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 1d
donald duck-ing it today.
a mirror selfie wearing a grew sweatshirt with the nasa logo on it.
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 1d
i fucking love potatoes. 🥔
marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 3d
nobody on here 🥰
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 3d
i never want to see that dumb bitch again
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 4d
today is one of those days where i can’t wait to jack off. just thought you should know.
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 4d
i definitely wouldn’t think so. personally. 🤭
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 4d
yes 🥺😭
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 4d
a person is holding a carrot in a guillotine
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 4d
good.
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
well, since i got the girl with big titties, i’ll distract them while you go in for the kill. sound like a plan? 🙂😝
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
lmao
the girl with big titties
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
why are there so many "i was reincarnated as a [enter something]" animes? 😭😭😭
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
i need like all of those images you sent lmao
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Mz Dela Florez - Sensual Findom & Femdom @mzdelaflorez.bsky.social · 6d
So TikTok is going to be taken over by Oracle & will be using the same surveillance tech as the IDF.

Move accordingly...
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
one of my favourites: the ones that brake when there is literally not a soul in front of them. there is no stop sign. no speed hump. no traffic lights. no pedestrians. no yields. no lowered speed limit. and they are already driving below the posted speed limits.

WHY?!
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
sending you all my love and hugs. 🥺
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Chris Miller @iamcurious.bsky.social · 6d
WOW....👀👀👀
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 5d
every. fucking. day.
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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 5d
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“do you ever feel like you're just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you're just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn't really care if it was gone like you just sort of exist but you don't really mean anything”
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