Ralph The Corgi
@riotthecorgi.bsky.social
Hooligan corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, TacoCat. #corgicrew member
Taking a break from squirrel patrols — I am building snow fort!
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Taking a break from squirrel patrols — I am building snow fort!
Sunday morning snowstorm for El Ralph! Nice powder for my snow rolls!
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Sunday morning snowstorm for El Ralph! Nice powder for my snow rolls!
It’s zoom times!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s zoom times!!
Saturday snow rolls and squirrel patrols! Combo special available for a limited time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Saturday snow rolls and squirrel patrols! Combo special available for a limited time.
Supervising dad’s couch time!
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Supervising dad’s couch time!
Happy Friday friends! Still plenty of snow for romps and rolls!
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Happy Friday friends! Still plenty of snow for romps and rolls!
I got in some morning snow rolls today despite the frigid weather!
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I got in some morning snow rolls today despite the frigid weather!
Dad says it’s too cold for snow rolls pictures today! He is so weak!!! Can I trade him?
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dad says it’s too cold for snow rolls pictures today! He is so weak!!! Can I trade him?
Fresh snow overnight so I had amazing snow rolls this morning! Then off for patrols!
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Fresh snow overnight so I had amazing snow rolls this morning! Then off for patrols!
Dad says no snow rolls until he takes my picture! So rude!!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dad says no snow rolls until he takes my picture! So rude!!!
Snowy Sunday squirrel patrols are happening now! Meet at the park by the river to join!
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Snowy Sunday squirrel patrols are happening now! Meet at the park by the river to join!
Doing my afternoon patrols in the blizzard! I love the snows!
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Doing my afternoon patrols in the blizzard! I love the snows!
Snowy turf roll times! I had to get extra extra terrible towels but it was worth it. It’s just starting and we are supposed to get up to a foot of snow!
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Snowy turf roll times! I had to get extra extra terrible towels but it was worth it. It’s just starting and we are supposed to get up to a foot of snow!
Turkey break times is over squizzers! Ralph is back on 100% patrol mode!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Turkey break times is over squizzers! Ralph is back on 100% patrol mode!!!
Happy Thanksgiving friends! Ralph is having tasty brekafasts!
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving friends! Ralph is having tasty brekafasts!
Super windy Wednesday patrols! I had to help several bunnies better secure their hutches before chasing them!
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Super windy Wednesday patrols! I had to help several bunnies better secure their hutches before chasing them!
Supervising dad’s break times again!
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Supervising dad’s break times again!
Dad was slow getting my breakfast after patrols so I had to give him a stern barking!
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Dad was slow getting my breakfast after patrols so I had to give him a stern barking!
Monday patrols time! Going easy on the squizzers because it’s a holiday week and they have a lot of gathering to do for their feasts!
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Monday patrols time! Going easy on the squizzers because it’s a holiday week and they have a lot of gathering to do for their feasts!
I am feeling the floof today! Who wants to join for patrols? Remember, cats are welcome!
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am feeling the floof today! Who wants to join for patrols? Remember, cats are welcome!
Saturday patrols time! Today we have a big Ralph action photo!
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Saturday patrols time! Today we have a big Ralph action photo!
Friday patrols time! I have to finish my work quickly so Taco and I can head off for the weekend in the jet!
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Friday patrols time! I have to finish my work quickly so Taco and I can head off for the weekend in the jet!
Ready for Thursday patrols time! Almost the weekend when I can sleep a little later! #corgicrew #corgi #squirrelpatrol
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ready for Thursday patrols time! Almost the weekend when I can sleep a little later! #corgicrew #corgi #squirrelpatrol
Afternoon patrols time! Dad forgot to take my picture this morning — very rude!!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Afternoon patrols time! Dad forgot to take my picture this morning — very rude!!!
Squirrel patrols in the rain? Let’s keep this one short.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Squirrel patrols in the rain? Let’s keep this one short.