River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️
"I stand corrected."
🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️
"I stand corrected."
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*shrinks myself down, pole vaults across your screen and lands on REPOST*
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
*shrinks myself down, pole vaults across your screen and lands on REPOST*
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
1) punishing the ethnic group for the political actions of individuals is a tried and true method for producing martyrs for harvest.
2) “recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.” Wait… WHO broke their homelands? (See “1)” above)
2) “recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.” Wait… WHO broke their homelands? (See “1)” above)
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
1) punishing the ethnic group for the political actions of individuals is a tried and true method for producing martyrs for harvest.
2) “recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.” Wait… WHO broke their homelands? (See “1)” above)
2) “recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.” Wait… WHO broke their homelands? (See “1)” above)
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"I just found a contact lens packet on the ground," Kid says, wandering into the kitchen.
"That means you host the next eye exam," I said cheerfully.
Silence.
"You're quite proud of yourself right now, aren't you?" Kid said, evenly.
"MOTHER STILL HAS IT," I announce to the sink of dishes.
"That means you host the next eye exam," I said cheerfully.
Silence.
"You're quite proud of yourself right now, aren't you?" Kid said, evenly.
"MOTHER STILL HAS IT," I announce to the sink of dishes.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"I just found a contact lens packet on the ground," Kid says, wandering into the kitchen.
"That means you host the next eye exam," I said cheerfully.
Silence.
"You're quite proud of yourself right now, aren't you?" Kid said, evenly.
"MOTHER STILL HAS IT," I announce to the sink of dishes.
"That means you host the next eye exam," I said cheerfully.
Silence.
"You're quite proud of yourself right now, aren't you?" Kid said, evenly.
"MOTHER STILL HAS IT," I announce to the sink of dishes.
Just thinking about Don Knotts
Landing the plane. 🛬
Landing the plane. 🛬
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just thinking about Don Knotts
Landing the plane. 🛬
Landing the plane. 🛬
Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead.
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead.
Lovely art, vibrant colors, engaging characters…
I love this one!
I love this one!
An update is here! I will be adding panels to this page as they are finished so check back later: avasdemon.com/3380.html #avasdemon #webcomics
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Lovely art, vibrant colors, engaging characters…
I love this one!
I love this one!
Nutrition
Hydration
and Sleep
OH MY!!
Hydration
and Sleep
OH MY!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nutrition
Hydration
and Sleep
OH MY!!
Hydration
and Sleep
OH MY!!
It’s shitposts like these that show me BlueSky is definitely not dead
Trump falling asleep in public getting boring. Needs to mix it up a little, start farting and waking himself up.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s shitposts like these that show me BlueSky is definitely not dead
It’s skeets like these that show me BlueSky is not listening.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s skeets like these that show me BlueSky is not listening.
“I offer snacks.”
*rolls for persuasion *
“16”
*whew* 😮💨
*rolls for persuasion *
“16”
*whew* 😮💨
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“I offer snacks.”
*rolls for persuasion *
“16”
*whew* 😮💨
*rolls for persuasion *
“16”
*whew* 😮💨
It’s skeets like these that show me…
… Wait, WHAT???
… Wait, WHAT???
standing at the glory hole at the gay bar with a fly swatter in hand
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s skeets like these that show me…
… Wait, WHAT???
… Wait, WHAT???
Schoolhouse Rock! The Preamble
YouTube video by Illinois Policy
m.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Pouring our souls through our sounds, scenes, colors, fabrics, brushes, and pens. Sometimes, a slow drip. Sometimes, a steady flow. Sometimes, shaking and pounding at every angle to try to get anything out, flustered and forgetting the full glasses from yesterdays are sitting on the counter.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Pouring our souls through our sounds, scenes, colors, fabrics, brushes, and pens. Sometimes, a slow drip. Sometimes, a steady flow. Sometimes, shaking and pounding at every angle to try to get anything out, flustered and forgetting the full glasses from yesterdays are sitting on the counter.
When you’re shoring up your boy goose it’s:
Propaganda
Propaganda
Can someone who knows more about these things tell me if it’s normal DOD procedure to announce an investigation into a service member and a potential court martial without any public allegation and in advance of any results? Seems shady to me, but maybe it’s been done before?
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When you’re shoring up your boy goose it’s:
Propaganda
Propaganda
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95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
Women prefer this driver.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Women prefer this driver.
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Being kind is a basic human trait. It has nothing to do with being ✌🏽whipped✌🏽, ✌🏽tricking✌🏽, ✌🏽soft✌🏽 or any other adjective you want to assign to being decent towards women.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Being kind is a basic human trait. It has nothing to do with being ✌🏽whipped✌🏽, ✌🏽tricking✌🏽, ✌🏽soft✌🏽 or any other adjective you want to assign to being decent towards women.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
It’s skeets like these that show me BlueSky is not dead.
They're called skeets because of the post-skeet clarity.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s skeets like these that show me BlueSky is not dead.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🎵 I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car. 🎶
Jesus rides beside me
Never buys any smokes
Hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes and filthy jokes
Never buys any smokes
Hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes and filthy jokes
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🎵 I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car. 🎶
🎵 If god had a face
What would it look like?
And would you want to see?
If seeing meant that you would have to believe… 🎶
What would it look like?
And would you want to see?
If seeing meant that you would have to believe… 🎶
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
🎵 If god had a face
What would it look like?
And would you want to see?
If seeing meant that you would have to believe… 🎶
What would it look like?
And would you want to see?
If seeing meant that you would have to believe… 🎶
Some time its easier than other times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Some time its easier than other times.
Humans are amazing!
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Humans are amazing!
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it’s a good day to channel whatever you are feeling into your creativity and we will go from there
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
it’s a good day to channel whatever you are feeling into your creativity and we will go from there