River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
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"I stand corrected."
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"I stand corrected."
Sometimes I see people speak other languages and I easily understand, sometimes I can catch enough to get the idea, sometimes I only catch a word or two.
“Little birdie”
“Hang out”
“Little birdie”
“Hang out”
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sometimes I see people speak other languages and I easily understand, sometimes I can catch enough to get the idea, sometimes I only catch a word or two.
“Little birdie”
“Hang out”
“Little birdie”
“Hang out”
“… and what do Good Girls get?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“… and what do Good Girls get?”
I thought the other is a snickerdoodle.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I thought the other is a snickerdoodle.
Of course not!
All their fascination radiates from within!
All their fascination radiates from within!
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Of course not!
All their fascination radiates from within!
All their fascination radiates from within!
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I demand a recount!
Squirrels are VERY popular!
Squirrels are VERY popular!
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I demand a recount!
Squirrels are VERY popular!
Squirrels are VERY popular!
“If you don’t schedule maintenance, the machine will do it for you.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“If you don’t schedule maintenance, the machine will do it for you.”
do they count bots in with the “average user?”
Because if my popularity factors that in, I have those percentages you are missing!
Because if my popularity factors that in, I have those percentages you are missing!
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
do they count bots in with the “average user?”
Because if my popularity factors that in, I have those percentages you are missing!
Because if my popularity factors that in, I have those percentages you are missing!
I remember the cover, but don’t think I read it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I remember the cover, but don’t think I read it.
Tell your nipples I say thank you!
I hope things are going well for you!
I hope things are going well for you!
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tell your nipples I say thank you!
I hope things are going well for you!
I hope things are going well for you!
I hope you are happy and healthy!
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I hope you are happy and healthy!
Oh, I am building this RIGHT NOW!!
The building department is sure to approve it!
The building department is sure to approve it!
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh, I am building this RIGHT NOW!!
The building department is sure to approve it!
The building department is sure to approve it!
🎵 Don’t quote me boy, I ain’t said shit. 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🎵 Don’t quote me boy, I ain’t said shit. 🎶
I wonder how they feel…
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I wonder how they feel…
What?
Oh crap.
I thought you said Lemonade.
Oh crap.
I thought you said Lemonade.
a close up of sliced lemons in a pot of liquid .
ALT: a close up of sliced lemons in a pot of liquid .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What?
Oh crap.
I thought you said Lemonade.
Oh crap.
I thought you said Lemonade.
Have you ever done temperature play?
Bowl of ice water, bowl of hot water, tablespoon in each. Apply in alternating patterns.
Bowl of ice water, bowl of hot water, tablespoon in each. Apply in alternating patterns.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Have you ever done temperature play?
Bowl of ice water, bowl of hot water, tablespoon in each. Apply in alternating patterns.
Bowl of ice water, bowl of hot water, tablespoon in each. Apply in alternating patterns.
Hey, I am not!!!
I am a slut.
We don’t charge.
I am a slut.
We don’t charge.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey, I am not!!!
I am a slut.
We don’t charge.
I am a slut.
We don’t charge.
Hugs.
She looks dynamic!
She looks dynamic!
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hugs.
She looks dynamic!
She looks dynamic!
… and then some random river dude tells you that you are on the discover feed.
patrick star from spongebob is holding a hamburger in his hand
Alt: A customer at the Krusty Krab is muttering and gesturing at a crabby patty, and Patrick Star’s pupil swivels across his eyeball to peer suspiciously back at them.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
… and then some random river dude tells you that you are on the discover feed.
More bake, less wake, methinks.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
More bake, less wake, methinks.