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River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️
"I stand corrected."
Sometimes I see people speak other languages and I easily understand, sometimes I can catch enough to get the idea, sometimes I only catch a word or two.

“Little birdie”
“Hang out”
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“… and what do Good Girls get?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I thought the other is a snickerdoodle.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*friendly hug*
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Of course not!
All their fascination radiates from within!
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Tucking the Ferret is #MyNewBand

A side: Snuggle Noodle
B side: All Night Long

Breakout hit: Honk Shoo
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I demand a recount!
Squirrels are VERY popular!
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“If you don’t schedule maintenance, the machine will do it for you.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
do they count bots in with the “average user?”

Because if my popularity factors that in, I have those percentages you are missing!
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I remember the cover, but don’t think I read it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tell your nipples I say thank you!
I hope things are going well for you!
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I hope you are happy and healthy!
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh, I am building this RIGHT NOW!!
The building department is sure to approve it!
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🎵 Don’t quote me boy, I ain’t said shit. 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I wonder how they feel…
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What?
Oh crap.
I thought you said Lemonade.
a close up of sliced lemons in a pot of liquid .
ALT: a close up of sliced lemons in a pot of liquid .
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November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Have you ever done temperature play?
Bowl of ice water, bowl of hot water, tablespoon in each. Apply in alternating patterns.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hey, I am not!!!
I am a slut.
We don’t charge.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Mom’s spaghetti
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hugs.
She looks dynamic!
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
… and then some random river dude tells you that you are on the discover feed.
patrick star from spongebob is holding a hamburger in his hand
Alt: A customer at the Krusty Krab is muttering and gesturing at a crabby patty, and Patrick Star’s pupil swivels across his eyeball to peer suspiciously back at them.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
More bake, less wake, methinks.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM