@rmcl82.bsky.social
Work in politics. Here to provide political and societal witticisms…or the closest equivalent I can manage. Mainly UK, European and US politics, although I’m an equal opportunities satirist.
Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
Yeah, but you’re forgetting that other types of crime are way up in UK cities…or at least they are when Tommy Robinson and his gang of racist scumbags are in town…
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yeah, but you’re forgetting that other types of crime are way up in UK cities…or at least they are when Tommy Robinson and his gang of racist scumbags are in town…
Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg, I think - you clearly blotted out half of the nightmarish image…!
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg, I think - you clearly blotted out half of the nightmarish image…!
The professionalisation of Reform UK and raising of its vetting standards is going well then, I see…!
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The professionalisation of Reform UK and raising of its vetting standards is going well then, I see…!
Ah, you’re right, I was a little too restrained, wasn’t I - I promise I won’t let it happen again…😉
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Ah, you’re right, I was a little too restrained, wasn’t I - I promise I won’t let it happen again…😉
Honestly, these unemployed, lazy, layabouts, eh - should be rounded and deported, something, something…
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Honestly, these unemployed, lazy, layabouts, eh - should be rounded and deported, something, something…
The fact that he was once a teacher is still a source of amazement, bafflement and bemusement.
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone, as Pink Floyd famously noted…
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone, as Pink Floyd famously noted…
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The fact that he was once a teacher is still a source of amazement, bafflement and bemusement.
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone, as Pink Floyd famously noted…
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone, as Pink Floyd famously noted…
Well someone will be absolutely delighted by this news…
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Well someone will be absolutely delighted by this news…
I didn’t think I could be more pro-choice, but somehow you’ve made me so with this…!
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I didn’t think I could be more pro-choice, but somehow you’ve made me so with this…!
He sees what Putin tells him to see.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He sees what Putin tells him to see.
Better out than in…
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Better out than in…
She’ll probably be Home Secretary in a future Reform Government now…
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
She’ll probably be Home Secretary in a future Reform Government now…
An easy win would be to rename The Crown Estate/Crown Estate Scotland and actually apply their underpinning legislation.
TCE and CES are not the personal property of the monarch - they are state assets being misused. I suspect people would be much less tolerant if they understood that better.
TCE and CES are not the personal property of the monarch - they are state assets being misused. I suspect people would be much less tolerant if they understood that better.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
An easy win would be to rename The Crown Estate/Crown Estate Scotland and actually apply their underpinning legislation.
TCE and CES are not the personal property of the monarch - they are state assets being misused. I suspect people would be much less tolerant if they understood that better.
TCE and CES are not the personal property of the monarch - they are state assets being misused. I suspect people would be much less tolerant if they understood that better.
I probably owe everyone an official apology for that joke…! 😬😂
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I probably owe everyone an official apology for that joke…! 😬😂
Kemi Badenoch channeling her inner Liz Truss with her utter bonkers fuckwittery, with Robert Jenrick waiting in the wings to carry it on.
The line succession of the Romaine Empire is secure…
The line succession of the Romaine Empire is secure…
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Kemi Badenoch channeling her inner Liz Truss with her utter bonkers fuckwittery, with Robert Jenrick waiting in the wings to carry it on.
The line succession of the Romaine Empire is secure…
The line succession of the Romaine Empire is secure…
“It’s certainly something I can conceive of…if the baksheesh is good enough. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my bribe”
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“It’s certainly something I can conceive of…if the baksheesh is good enough. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my bribe”
“We’re standing firm against anything foreign and that changes or insults the flag” say men dressing up in costumes with changed flag made in China (probably)
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We’re standing firm against anything foreign and that changes or insults the flag” say men dressing up in costumes with changed flag made in China (probably)
Well it did used to be called the German Sea, so it’s fundamentally a bit suspect…
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Well it did used to be called the German Sea, so it’s fundamentally a bit suspect…
“Bigger boys came…”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
“Bigger boys came…”
Presumably the flood water is okay if it comes from the English Channel but not the Irish, Baltic or Norwegian seas since they’re all a bit foreign…
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Presumably the flood water is okay if it comes from the English Channel but not the Irish, Baltic or Norwegian seas since they’re all a bit foreign…
But they fought in the war, worked all their lives, will freeze to death this winter, something, something…
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
But they fought in the war, worked all their lives, will freeze to death this winter, something, something…