Roanna Flowers (aka Petty Davis)
@roanna.bsky.social
Comedy novelist/gossip columnist for imaginary people. Was once called the Dorothy Parker of Austin, TX. They might have been drunk. She/Her but not H.E.R (sadly). Member of Armadillo Authors Society. Learn more at https://www.armadilloauthorssociety.com/
I love everything about this.
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I love everything about this.
If you’re going to Goggins, you have to go all the way. There’s no such thing as a half-Goggins.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you’re going to Goggins, you have to go all the way. There’s no such thing as a half-Goggins.
I was going to google it last night, in fact, then got distracted. What a missed opportunity!
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was going to google it last night, in fact, then got distracted. What a missed opportunity!
Jesus, is THAT who that is? Big mistake. We needed to know that was Goggins immediately and without question.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Jesus, is THAT who that is? Big mistake. We needed to know that was Goggins immediately and without question.
It has been bugging me for DECADES.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It has been bugging me for DECADES.
Never disappoints.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Never disappoints.