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Abiff Ravencloak
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Holy Chao, it's nuts out there.

Fun with #haiku

Faith is a riddle, not a rulebook.
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Pizza and coffee
A well balanced breakfast
This December morn

#haiku
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Rain swept in, soaking
Blast chill came in, freezing all
Defroster, failing

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December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Gossip, behind back
The drama, oh the drama
Enough, leave me be

#haiku
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Fundies ban Christmas Day
An offense to God they say
Pay the fine, Pagan

#haiku 1659 AD
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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White coat cover all
Morning sun reveals first snowfall
Crisp, cold, wintery

#haiku
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Airplane skims lowest
level of clouds as I stand
underneath, watching.

#haiku
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Chair rolls, tips, and falls
On the floor, crying, wrist broke
Trip to the ER

#haiku
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Clouds dampen the light
Morning sun is just inferred
Through the coming storm

#haiku
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Dumber and dumber
De-evolution on track
Idiocracy

#haiku
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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"mimicking the sounds of the gas chambers"

What?

Sorry, what?!?
robertbohan.bsky.social Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 8d
UK Far right Reform leader is struggling with his reputation. His schoolmates say he regularly said antisemitic & offensive things, including mimicking the sounds of the gas chambers. He also is said to have said ‘Hitler was right’ & suggested gasing ppl.

Surprisingly the ads were not in German*
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Give me your tired,
your poor, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free

- from The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus

#haiku
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Table chairs are unsafe
Balancing turkey, stuffing
On our laps, couchside

#haiku
#HappyThanksgiving2025
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Rocking in my chair
Thanksgiving Eve, in U.S.
Long weekend ahead

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November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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"I got squirrels in my nose."

Song is going to be stuck in my head all night now.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wahs

(Wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah...)

- Joe Walsh, outro, Life's Been Good
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Ultimatum said
Sure others will full comply
But status quo wins

#haiku
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Before dawn, quiet
New day comes, new challenges
Sit, rock, wait, and plan

#haiku
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Silly, I could be
Any farm I want to be
Harvest influence

#haiku
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Sit. Paw. Lay down. Speak.
All the commands my dog knows
Good girl. Who's a good girl?

#haiku
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Some weeks I do one
Other weeks I do two times
Sometimes none at all

#haiku
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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One week away from Black Friday
Give thanks on Black Friday Eve
Then BUY BUY BUY!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Dentist chair way back
Drill, baby, drill, fill and rinse
Come back for cleaning

#haiku
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Slithering across
sliding passed, grass hidden
around weeds and trees

#haiku
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Cloud flare up happens
Interconnect is fragile
Sites are lost from sight

#haiku
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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If you are in trouble
throw me under the bus tires
I'm there for you, Love

#haiku
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM