robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
Also, I played* MTG for the first time the other day and completely destroyed** my friend.
*he saw my hand the entire time and recommended my every move
**I used his pre-built deck in which he's put a lot of effort, and he used a new starter deck
*he saw my hand the entire time and recommended my every move
**I used his pre-built deck in which he's put a lot of effort, and he used a new starter deck
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Also, I played* MTG for the first time the other day and completely destroyed** my friend.
*he saw my hand the entire time and recommended my every move
**I used his pre-built deck in which he's put a lot of effort, and he used a new starter deck
*he saw my hand the entire time and recommended my every move
**I used his pre-built deck in which he's put a lot of effort, and he used a new starter deck
Prodded my coworker for his interests to see what he may enjoy as a holiday gift.
He immediately saw through my ruse and said "don't buy me anything. Do yourself a favor and buy some crypto."
🥴
He immediately saw through my ruse and said "don't buy me anything. Do yourself a favor and buy some crypto."
🥴
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Prodded my coworker for his interests to see what he may enjoy as a holiday gift.
He immediately saw through my ruse and said "don't buy me anything. Do yourself a favor and buy some crypto."
🥴
He immediately saw through my ruse and said "don't buy me anything. Do yourself a favor and buy some crypto."
🥴
Slept HORRIBLY. Wish I were dead. Send 2 giant red bulls and hold all my emails.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Slept HORRIBLY. Wish I were dead. Send 2 giant red bulls and hold all my emails.
Me: Google, I want to buy juggling balls near me.
Google: Easy. Amazon, but you gotta make a deal with the devil. Ace Hardware here! But it's 40mi away. Fred Meyer has them as well, and free shipping! But they're out of stock. Target has a child's version but you'd be supporting Target.
🙄
Google: Easy. Amazon, but you gotta make a deal with the devil. Ace Hardware here! But it's 40mi away. Fred Meyer has them as well, and free shipping! But they're out of stock. Target has a child's version but you'd be supporting Target.
🙄
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Me: Google, I want to buy juggling balls near me.
Google: Easy. Amazon, but you gotta make a deal with the devil. Ace Hardware here! But it's 40mi away. Fred Meyer has them as well, and free shipping! But they're out of stock. Target has a child's version but you'd be supporting Target.
🙄
Google: Easy. Amazon, but you gotta make a deal with the devil. Ace Hardware here! But it's 40mi away. Fred Meyer has them as well, and free shipping! But they're out of stock. Target has a child's version but you'd be supporting Target.
🙄
Fuzzy Butt Friday! This one goes out to all my hairy heroes. My hirsute hotties. Have a good weekend, and stay hydrated.
And do some squats!
And do some squats!
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fuzzy Butt Friday! This one goes out to all my hairy heroes. My hirsute hotties. Have a good weekend, and stay hydrated.
And do some squats!
And do some squats!
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Naturism isn’t just white, straight, and familiar. If your podcast/blog/YouTube only ever showcases that narrow slice, you’re not promoting naturism—you’re limiting it. Make more room for Black, brown, queer, and trans voices. Our community is bigger than your bubble. 👀
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Naturism isn’t just white, straight, and familiar. If your podcast/blog/YouTube only ever showcases that narrow slice, you’re not promoting naturism—you’re limiting it. Make more room for Black, brown, queer, and trans voices. Our community is bigger than your bubble. 👀
Idea for a new isekai anime name: Is It Over the Top to Bring Leftover KBBQ to Work with Three Banchan?
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Idea for a new isekai anime name: Is It Over the Top to Bring Leftover KBBQ to Work with Three Banchan?
Not even out of bed yet and I can already hear that it's pouring down outside, so there goes my motivation to go to work.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not even out of bed yet and I can already hear that it's pouring down outside, so there goes my motivation to go to work.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
BRB, gonna stand in front of the vents with the heat turned to max and pretend I'm back in the warm sunlight of summer.
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omg hey girliee!! 💕 just wanted to let you know that the prophecy is inescapable
August 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
omg hey girliee!! 💕 just wanted to let you know that the prophecy is inescapable
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Let’s go, Thursday.
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Let’s go, Thursday.
Happy birthday to mailob, mailaif, maivida, maieverything, my @kumadamada.bsky.social. In every lifetime before this and all that come after, I'll find you in every universe until the sun... y'know. After that, we'll be two particles of stardust. Floating together. Holding hands like lobsters.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy birthday to mailob, mailaif, maivida, maieverything, my @kumadamada.bsky.social. In every lifetime before this and all that come after, I'll find you in every universe until the sun... y'know. After that, we'll be two particles of stardust. Floating together. Holding hands like lobsters.
Just remembered that Josh Hutcherson is 5'5", so now I'm kicking my feet and giggling while thinking about my short* king.
*he's 2" shorter than me
*he's 2" shorter than me
a person is laying on their stomach with their feet up in the air .
Alt: A man in various positions around the apartment, kicking his feet and giggling while looking at his phone.
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just remembered that Josh Hutcherson is 5'5", so now I'm kicking my feet and giggling while thinking about my short* king.
*he's 2" shorter than me
*he's 2" shorter than me
I definitely need to shave before I go to work today. My face is starting to feel a little itchy. About to be as smooth as a baby's bottom! Not my bottom, though. It's too hairy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I definitely need to shave before I go to work today. My face is starting to feel a little itchy. About to be as smooth as a baby's bottom! Not my bottom, though. It's too hairy.
Me: okay, another song that I don't have...
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Me: okay, another song that I don't have...
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
@itsrickypnw.bsky.social: ooh, I've got that on both cards!
Deep-cleaned the fridge today and realized it's looking a little... "all liquid diet." Mixed with single male. Mixed with someone who doesn't know how to cook.
The shopping list has been started.
The shopping list has been started.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Deep-cleaned the fridge today and realized it's looking a little... "all liquid diet." Mixed with single male. Mixed with someone who doesn't know how to cook.
The shopping list has been started.
The shopping list has been started.
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Nobody is stealing food to harm someone, they’re stealing to feed themselves. So I’ll reiterate, if you see someone stealing food, no the fuck you did not. Simple as.
It’s very simple, y’all. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE STEALING FOOD, NO THE FUCK YOU DID NOT. 😡
I posted about how if you someone stealing food at the grocery store, no the fuck you didn’t. This was the response 🤦♀️
Why are people so du king ridiculous?!
Why are people so du king ridiculous?!
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nobody is stealing food to harm someone, they’re stealing to feed themselves. So I’ll reiterate, if you see someone stealing food, no the fuck you did not. Simple as.
Eating carne asada fries at 2am after a costume party is testimony.
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Eating carne asada fries at 2am after a costume party is testimony.
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Send pedialyte. The post Halloween hangover is in full swing.
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Send pedialyte. The post Halloween hangover is in full swing.
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Halloween is just around the corner! Let's celebrate that on this hump day 🎃 featuring @robbbert.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Halloween is just around the corner! Let's celebrate that on this hump day 🎃 featuring @robbbert.bsky.social
Had a dream last night that I ran away from home and joined a Japanese dirtbike gang. Is this an omen?!
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Had a dream last night that I ran away from home and joined a Japanese dirtbike gang. Is this an omen?!
I know this may upset some of y'all, but I gotta live my truth. My heart hurts with how much I gotta get this off my chest...
That dress was white and gold.
That dress was white and gold.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I know this may upset some of y'all, but I gotta live my truth. My heart hurts with how much I gotta get this off my chest...
That dress was white and gold.
That dress was white and gold.
Reposted by robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
Time to say goodnight to Sunday but today I saw the new Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein with @robbbert.bsky.social and got to enjoy an old school movie experience. The movie was fantastic!
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Time to say goodnight to Sunday but today I saw the new Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein with @robbbert.bsky.social and got to enjoy an old school movie experience. The movie was fantastic!
I don't remember why I made this face, but it's honestly how I felt whenever like 5 people dressed up for a Halloween-themed naked event. Doesn't anybody like to have fun anymore?!
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don't remember why I made this face, but it's honestly how I felt whenever like 5 people dressed up for a Halloween-themed naked event. Doesn't anybody like to have fun anymore?!
Just watched Soldier's Girl for the first time and I wish I were dead.
a close up of a woman 's face with the words leefacesource tumblr in the lower right corner
Alt: Lee Pace portraying Calpernia (a trans woman) in the movie Soldier's Girl.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Just watched Soldier's Girl for the first time and I wish I were dead.