robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
That is TOO MUCH snow! 🥶
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That is TOO MUCH snow! 🥶
Steamed rice,pork bulgogi, spicy cucumber, bean sprouts, kimchi. Apart from the kimchi, everything was made by yours truly. Just been too lazy to make kimchi these last few months, which is a bummer.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Steamed rice,pork bulgogi, spicy cucumber, bean sprouts, kimchi. Apart from the kimchi, everything was made by yours truly. Just been too lazy to make kimchi these last few months, which is a bummer.
The internet has become a capitalist hellhole and we should maybe burn it down to start all over.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The internet has become a capitalist hellhole and we should maybe burn it down to start all over.
An old coworker had a pillow and blanket under her desk and would take naps during her lunch. Some people slander my good name by saying I snore, so I can't run that risk.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
An old coworker had a pillow and blanket under her desk and would take naps during her lunch. Some people slander my good name by saying I snore, so I can't run that risk.
You better get your money back bc it did NOT arrive.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You better get your money back bc it did NOT arrive.
LOL! Reminds me of when they used to pose the recently deceased for family photos before burying them. Morbid, I know.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
LOL! Reminds me of when they used to pose the recently deceased for family photos before burying them. Morbid, I know.
Telepathically send me a red bull this upcoming Monday. I'll need it.
a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding her hand to her face .
Alt: Cartoon man and woman sending each other brain waves
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November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Telepathically send me a red bull this upcoming Monday. I'll need it.
In junior high, a boys bathroom had the dividing wall missing between 2 stalls. So it was basically a giant stall with 2 doors and 2 toilets. If 2 students showed up late at the same time, the teacher would ask "were you boys in the Friendship Stall?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In junior high, a boys bathroom had the dividing wall missing between 2 stalls. So it was basically a giant stall with 2 doors and 2 toilets. If 2 students showed up late at the same time, the teacher would ask "were you boys in the Friendship Stall?"
Enjoy your time off!
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Enjoy your time off!
We're about a month early for Christmas 😂
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We're about a month early for Christmas 😂
"Deleting this soon. 🥴"
Posted August 17, 2024
Posted August 17, 2024
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Deleting this soon. 🥴"
Posted August 17, 2024
Posted August 17, 2024
There's some grass right behind you. Touch it.
(jealous)
(jealous)
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There's some grass right behind you. Touch it.
(jealous)
(jealous)
Really getting along with that brand lately since I found a bar that carries it in different flavors. Watermelon, cucumber, and blueberry - each go so well with a sprite.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Really getting along with that brand lately since I found a bar that carries it in different flavors. Watermelon, cucumber, and blueberry - each go so well with a sprite.
This is such a cute idea and I may steal it. 😁
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is such a cute idea and I may steal it. 😁
Freeze the rest for bread crumbs and have a weekly salad or soup?
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Freeze the rest for bread crumbs and have a weekly salad or soup?
He's such a man. Love him.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He's such a man. Love him.
The switch between all caps vs not is reminding me of those horrible targeted ads for shirts like "don't need with GRANDPA born in GEORGIA who will do ANYthing for his GRANDKIDS!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The switch between all caps vs not is reminding me of those horrible targeted ads for shirts like "don't need with GRANDPA born in GEORGIA who will do ANYthing for his GRANDKIDS!"