I'm not sure their confirmation helps as much as they think it does...

I wonder if your irony filters need tuning upwards a little?

Have you used it? I'm defensively resistant to any of the zillions of online services wanting an open ended $10/month and it wouldn't be any use without

Tough isn't it?
Google was so far ahead that they could get away with some toxifying of their environment. But they've fallen a very long way.
The question now- which is least worst? A less good search, or a wall of crap and invention with your answers tucked underneath?

they became a verb, but unfortunately it was an ad verb.

Nah. The answer to increasing dishonesty in science is never and will never be "create an inquisition that will hunt dishonesty, and make people prove honesty at every step".

We need to remake the incentives so rewards are for being a proper scientist and discovering new, validatable things.

Also an abstract that is nearly 50% puffing the importance of the results rather than describing them. Very 2025.

You just wrote this with chatGPT. I can tell.

I'm going to advertise for a date with a bad sense of humor. Or no sense of hunor at all. Seems a buyer's market.

Possible suggestions:
- flamethrower
- chainsaw
- lawsuit for $1bn
- sharply-worded, handwritten letter of complaint

It often seems like they're actively working to befoul employees' work environments and cut down morale. This is a weird one though...

Hurray! Hurrah!

WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?

Super piece.

The needless nastiness of the screeners is remarkable. Shines a very negative light on the US.