Robust Pretzel
@robustpretzel.bsky.social
Horny anarchist lover-person and (plant and/or political) ecology enthusiast.
Oh no because any horny funny anticapitalist or anti fascist conversation you have with me is subject to memeification and dissemination
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh no because any horny funny anticapitalist or anti fascist conversation you have with me is subject to memeification and dissemination
This pussy kills fascists
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This pussy kills fascists
“Hey boy, anyone ever tell you that you’re too handsome to be a class traitor?” - me while ovulating
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Hey boy, anyone ever tell you that you’re too handsome to be a class traitor?” - me while ovulating
2.5 hrs earlier…
CAT: *pokes me in the face*
ME: Go back to sleep. You don’t get fed til 7:30.
CAT: *pokes me in the face with claw extended*
ME: THAT’S IT I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
*kicks cat out of bedroom*
CAT: *pokes me in the face*
ME: Go back to sleep. You don’t get fed til 7:30.
CAT: *pokes me in the face with claw extended*
ME: THAT’S IT I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
*kicks cat out of bedroom*
June 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
2.5 hrs earlier…
CAT: *pokes me in the face*
ME: Go back to sleep. You don’t get fed til 7:30.
CAT: *pokes me in the face with claw extended*
ME: THAT’S IT I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
*kicks cat out of bedroom*
CAT: *pokes me in the face*
ME: Go back to sleep. You don’t get fed til 7:30.
CAT: *pokes me in the face with claw extended*
ME: THAT’S IT I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
*kicks cat out of bedroom*
Unsurprising. Knowing how not to get perganant renders the population less governable.
June 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Unsurprising. Knowing how not to get perganant renders the population less governable.
That being said, holding space for all kinds of difficult feelings that come up when relationships change and all the myriad ways that that can impact your life 💜
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That being said, holding space for all kinds of difficult feelings that come up when relationships change and all the myriad ways that that can impact your life 💜
No breakup or deescalation could EVER have spoiled Star Trek: Lower Decks for me!
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No breakup or deescalation could EVER have spoiled Star Trek: Lower Decks for me!
For sure, I’m not a monster 😂 (unless there is a BREAKUP), but there are also certain shows I’m not gonna watch more of with someone else when I’ve already started watching by myself!
April 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
For sure, I’m not a monster 😂 (unless there is a BREAKUP), but there are also certain shows I’m not gonna watch more of with someone else when I’ve already started watching by myself!