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robynshhh 🦅
@robynschelenz.bsky.social
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 5h
First time I’ve heard that in earnest since Obama 08
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 9h
Phils are taking a bath in this tonight feeling good about tomorrow erewhon.com/product/4774...
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 9h
You thought these Phillies were going to be near an Erewhon and fail?
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 10h
Pride came a few months late but it’s finally here 🥹
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 10h
The stadium did in fact erupt just not the fans
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 10h
Come on Kyle my brother of Perpetual Indulgence
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 11h
They’re so fucking dumb
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 11h
Now this is the Yamamoto I had on my fantasy team
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 11h
“What did you tell Aaron—“ * CRACK *
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 11h
Why get to the bullpen when you can get to Cancun
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 18h
The most courteous quiet people in SF are immigrants from Central and South America. Fucking robot cars make more trouble here (and get more attention and pay, people pay more to use them than Lyft/Uber)
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
“Fourth wave feminism right man, got that dog in her”
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
Haynes King’s past life
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
can see this game so clearly and am already addicted
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
I guess we could actually make this in Minecraft? Is that how it works? I am so fucking old
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
Levels include:

See how far you can get in your own house w/o taking your shoes off !
A timed challenge of getting a post-game pod to last < one hr
Battles of wits w/ Bo & Sheil (they pop up at the end of levels like Shredder in the TNMT game)
& bonus gameplay feat. the best food cities in America
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
I would absolutely play a game where Zach Berman was a playable character, in fact the hero, with @bowulf.bsky.social his final boss.
“Escape from the Podcast 2025: Special Mistress Edition”
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d
I’m sure there are people mad at Casty but this is his stock answer and his part of the order is doing fine. It’s the top 3, which includes Harper, The Showman, who signed up for all this. Trea and Bohm have had their villain hero arcs already. “The fans” stuff is tired.
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
a man wearing glasses and an orange jacket has the word sorry on his face
Alt: Chad Ochocinco says sorry
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
Honestly when I saw Harper named his fourth child “Three” I knew this team was cooked.
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
Release the Epstein all-22

(actually, no, this doesn’t work, please don’t)
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
I know Trevor Lawrence isn’t talking about an orgy … but are we SURE he isn’t talking about an orgy?!?
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
The Kimes call on this would have been priceless
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
Can’t believe you wrote this before THAT
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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d
The Phillies need a Ted Lasso but a Ted Lasso that can deal with like, 7 entitled dickheads
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