Charlotte
@rocketqueened.bsky.social
Pulling pints, talking shit, wrangling chalk pens and causing trouble for @indierabble and @ahoppyplace | she/her
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LET'S GET FESTIVE! Fairy lights are up and it's time for some merry beers. Take note of our opening hours in the days surrounding Christmas so you can really make the most of it!! ❤️✨️
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
LET'S GET FESTIVE! Fairy lights are up and it's time for some merry beers. Take note of our opening hours in the days surrounding Christmas so you can really make the most of it!! ❤️✨️
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
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Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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ONE WEEK until our Christmas Craft Fair in the brewery!! Plenty of stalls run by local independent makers selling all sorts of brilliant gifts for you and your loved ones - PLUS mulled wine, speed & a popup Windsor Pride stand! 🎄🌟
1-8pm Sunday 7th, see you then!
1-8pm Sunday 7th, see you then!
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
ONE WEEK until our Christmas Craft Fair in the brewery!! Plenty of stalls run by local independent makers selling all sorts of brilliant gifts for you and your loved ones - PLUS mulled wine, speed & a popup Windsor Pride stand! 🎄🌟
1-8pm Sunday 7th, see you then!
1-8pm Sunday 7th, see you then!
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
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It is your moral duty to chuck any of these things you see into the road before they block the path of a wheelchair user or a kid in a pushchair
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It is your moral duty to chuck any of these things you see into the road before they block the path of a wheelchair user or a kid in a pushchair
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So the Home Office, which is responsible for the welfare of asylum seekers & for determining their claims, has decided to call them “illegal migrants” & tell everyone it’s “furious” about them being here, but I’m sure this is fine and not a symptom of a culture of disbelief & gratuitous cruelty
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So the Home Office, which is responsible for the welfare of asylum seekers & for determining their claims, has decided to call them “illegal migrants” & tell everyone it’s “furious” about them being here, but I’m sure this is fine and not a symptom of a culture of disbelief & gratuitous cruelty
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Here's an idea: what if we "concentrated" the refugee population into certain locations? "Camps" if you will. We could force them to work for free too. I wonder if there's a name for this sort of thing?
Well the optics of this are certainly something
From, inevitably, the BBC
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Here's an idea: what if we "concentrated" the refugee population into certain locations? "Camps" if you will. We could force them to work for free too. I wonder if there's a name for this sort of thing?
"Oh mate. Imagine. You walk into the chip shop, two hand pulls on the bar, sparklers, one is curry sauce and one is gravy" - our brewer, folks
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Oh mate. Imagine. You walk into the chip shop, two hand pulls on the bar, sparklers, one is curry sauce and one is gravy" - our brewer, folks
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dont worry, the ritual killing of the steelers will still be a prime time WC game because of the viewership lmao
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
dont worry, the ritual killing of the steelers will still be a prime time WC game because of the viewership lmao
In this house we appreciate the Joe Burrow Hungover College Student Aesthetic of the fall collection '25
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
In this house we appreciate the Joe Burrow Hungover College Student Aesthetic of the fall collection '25
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Imagine sending this to a journalist to convince them that you are a sane, reasonable person
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Imagine sending this to a journalist to convince them that you are a sane, reasonable person
McColl's?! Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
McColl's?! Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?!
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"The problem with capitalism is that eventually you run out of other people's money"
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"The problem with capitalism is that eventually you run out of other people's money"
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I actually think it's bad that the law thinks that calling a 17 year old a "sissy porn-watching scumbag", a "groomer" and a "disgusting incel" in public is not a crime, and indeed I do not think criticising this would constitute "[picking] sides in the debate about sex and gender identity".
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I actually think it's bad that the law thinks that calling a 17 year old a "sissy porn-watching scumbag", a "groomer" and a "disgusting incel" in public is not a crime, and indeed I do not think criticising this would constitute "[picking] sides in the debate about sex and gender identity".
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
welcome to the black parade and pink pony club are sisters and i will not explain further
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
welcome to the black parade and pink pony club are sisters and i will not explain further