Go full Michael Ironside.

Does she prefer "Elvis Is Everywhere"?

I'm sure it will become standard consumer law in Europe. As for the US...

Chestnut and Pork stuffing is a favourite of mine. Also does "turducken" or the Engish equivalent "Royal Roast" count as stuffing?As you're ramming multiple game fowl up each others respective fundaments.

I should never have let him be sent to Miskatonic Kindergarten.

I never knew those potatoes were the spawn of the elder gods.