My girls are so stinking cute I could scream.

I’m not on FB or Insta anymore, and it feels weird not posting vacation photos. So here’s one from Hawaii on our first day. 16 years ago we got hitched. Love this man more than anything (except perhaps the dogs).

Bahahahahahahaha!

Just your typical Monday morning squirrel three-way happening on my balcony. Get it, girl.

Think Pair Swear joins the Dead Poet’s Society. A cave full of jazz and teenagers smoking? Sounds like a nightmare. But this movie wasn’t one. Justin and Ronnie get into it tomorrow Monday, August 4th as they kick off the 25/26 school year.

Can’t duck your way out of this one, Taco.

And MENSA… just because.

This

Fuck him.

Amen.

My sister and me in all our early 90s glory. #sundayschoolfashion