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Have a Muffin: They’re Not Here Forever!
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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MEGA TANGELA

It moves with astonishing speed, giggling as it ties everything it sees into knots. If you should attempt to remove its shoes, it will tangle your innards without mercy.
#pokemon #fakemon
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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MEGA SHUCKLE

Its blood has fermented, making its behavior violent and unpredictable. Its mace-like shell is capable of obliterating anything.
#pokemon #fakemon
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Does wveryoen hate me y/n? I’m very cool btw
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sports betting being legal in Missouri now is so awful. It does not matter what platform I am using or what device, every. single. ad. is for draft kings. It’s fucking crazy. Peacock on the tv? Draft king ads. Tumblr on mobile? draft king ads.Turn off everything and go outside? Draft king billboards
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Clicking the translate button on here and being taken to an external website with no warning is sooooo cool!
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thank you Wikipedia for educating the masses
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the white hot rage of realizing your glasses have screws that are too small for a generic eyeglass repair kit to tighten. zenni count your fucking days
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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傍らに白い花三つ
September 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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ZA team <3
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
do other countries produce bitter and jaded people at such a successful rate? feels like living in the usa is so incompatible with hope or optimism or goodwill
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
like an idiot i imagined that fafsa would use my current income to determine eligibility, but alas
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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uwaaaa
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
2025 is the year of petulance !
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Posting underboob on main to show off progress pics ✌️🫶🥀
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’ll post a better pic sometime later this was 6 hours of PAIN but im sooo happy w it
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
they installed one fucktillion street plates on grand so now it sounds like we live near train tracks (tha-THUMP tha-THUMP tha-THUMP)
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Hey sport. How about this October you "lock" in to finding a job?
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ohhh yeah im deffos picking up on some milk and also chocolate from this
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I fucking hate cars SO MUCH why is defcon 5 just to stand on the sidewalk everything is so loud for no reason
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Holy shit the never ending construction in our neighborhood is getting so aggravating. I feel like Tim heidecker on the ranch I’m about to start drinking the grain water
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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178 - Primitivism
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM