Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)
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Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)
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Folk City Hustler. Culture Vulture. Music. Comedy. Film Twitter. Chicago. Bart Simpson’s last disciple & Claire Denis's strongest soldier. Writer/Editor at Wrestling Inc.

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“And the heart it will not be denied
Till we're both on the same damn side
All the barriers blown away”
-Peter Gabriel

My ★★★★★ review of Sentimental Value: boxd.it/bQrcSJ
A ★★★★★ review of Sentimental Value (2025)
“I can imagine the moment Breaking out through the silence All the things that we both might say And the heart it will not be denied Till we're both on the same damn side All the barriers blown away I...
boxd.it
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Remember when I ripped my pants
Or turned the krabby patties blue
I saw a pirate in a picture frame
And Squidward was handsome too

I've been having these crazy dreams
Spongebob Big Guy Pants OK
Pineapple house with a little yard
That's the place I want to stay
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
They’ve all come to save the day
SpongeBob led a marching band
I still remember how I heard them play

I’ve been having these crazy dreams
SpongeBob Big Guy Pants Ok
I ordered a pizza from the Kristy Krab
The damn thing almost took a day.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I saw a crab who was full of greed
His daughter was a teenage whale
I saw a squirrel with an eco-dome
I met a fish that delivered mail

I’ve been having these crazy dreams
SpongeBob Big Guy Pants Ok
I saw the ghost of a pirate ship
Heard him laugh as it sailed away
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You can write the phrase "A big red sign, telling me to stop," but if it's over a picture of a stop sign, it's not gonna come off like a mystical secret like poetry is supposed to. It's just gonna be a wordy way to say "Stop sign"
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s just “Train Dreams” but that’s the name of the track spiritually
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It might be the funniest Song Written for a Movie ever
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It’s basically AI Bob Dylan lyrics
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m coming for your crown, Nick Cave
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I can kinda see why this works. It’s basically Baby’s First Terrence Malick, but without any of Malick’s trademark Philosopher Poet gusto.

My ★★★ review of Train Dreams: boxd.it/bP3iCl
A ★★★ review of Train Dreams (2025)
“Ain't gonna gamble I ain't gonna steal Gonna find some good woman And make a good deal 'Cause you can't never tell Which way the axe gon' fall I may wind up rich I may have nothing at all” -George “W...
boxd.it
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The kind of movie where the main character literally has dreams about trains and ends with a song that goes 🎶“I’ve been dreaming about all these trains, trains in my dreams, I’ve got these dreams of trains, and dream trains dreaming of a trainy train day”🎶
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Robert Pattinson in Die My Love and Joel Edgerton in Train Dreams wandering past each other in the same burning forest and shouting “Have you seen my wife!?” at the same time.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM