Ross White
@rosswhite.com
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Publisher: @bullcitypress.com. Poet: CHARM OFFENSIVE & three chapbooks from Unicorn Press. Professor: UNC #GoHeels. Views my own. Host: @triviaescapepod.com. Goofus. Durham, NC. > Site: rosswhite.com
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Does anybody know what Amazon is up to? After months of not purchasing any of our backlist titles, they’re now buying up all available stock of 1 to 3 different backlist titles each week. And their orders feel like unreasonable numbers given three-year sales on their site.
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I hadn't even thought of testing it that way. Brilliant. Many thanks to the both of you!
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I think the real question is: is this now the only acceptable use?
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I really just want to imagine that I could be a character on Archer. I'd be more Cyril than Lana, but who cares?
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Meatspace friends: need an opinion. This new cartoon avatar of me... what do you think? Representative? Not at all? I kind of like it but I'm the last person who has a sense of how I really look.
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Yeah, I had seen that too... but I hope that's just a rumor!
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This dude can read a poem. Love hearing him. You should peep the podcast.
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We’re back! Here’s a reading of @rosswhite.com ‘s poem “Wonders Never Cease” from his book CHARM OFFENSIVE. Ross was my last guest and this will get you ready for the next episode—tomorrow!! Go back and check out our talk if you missed it this summer. And there’s a great slate of new shows coming!
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Your broadsides are so freaking cool. I have one on my office door at UNC.
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The reason there's no "we rate cats" is that they all get at least 10/10 and the ones who think they deserve a higher rating will either scratch you or run away and hide all day.
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2. There are always new journals popping up. And sure, some of them will have clumsy launches (mine sure did) and some of them won't last more than a handful of issues, but others will persist with that same beautiful stubbornness.
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I get sad when I see one of my longtime fave journals has come to its end, but I also try to celebrate two things:

1. Someone-- or many someones-- gave us a boatload of their time and attention to make that beautiful thing, and we were lucky to receive that gift as long as we did.

(1/2)
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Wade did just win
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I still believe a better life is possible.
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Nope, not at all. In many cases, the book won't be out for 18+ months. So if some of those poems land at the journals currently considering them, they'll be good vehicles to build excitement for the book.
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Wait for the contract. Things happen.
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The old naked dudes were definitely the worst part of becoming a swimmer... I'm also a recent convert. But man, I do love being in the pool.
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At least you're here!
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Automated services that make you speak your social security number or some other personal information, with no option to enter by keypad, suck. Some people have to make calls when they don't have privacy, dummies!
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So, which of his friends/family shorted Tylenol stock?
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Need something to do tonight? Come play my trivia night at 8 pm at Rougarou on Henderson St. in Chapel Hill. Brand new teams start the night with some bonus points!
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Just ordered $321 worth of postage. I am definitely living my best life.
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If I'm being raptured tomorrow, I'm not doing this university-mandated IT security training.
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I love the implication that we're all made of stardust and the recycled bits of the universe, but that means we're probably also partially composed of alien poop too.
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There's simply no way.
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It's great that Belichek is coming to UNC and there's no way at all that this backfires and immediately becomes the hottest dumpster fire in college football