Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
This is mostly me yelling at digital clouds. I'm tired of this, grandpa!
Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
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Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
· Jan 19
If you already thought I was insufferable, just wait until this becomes my main mode of posting :)
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night to get more water and finding out a fellow CVG comrade, a good friend and absolute force of a person has passed on.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night to get more water and finding out a fellow CVG comrade, a good friend and absolute force of a person has passed on.
The goddest of speeds to everyone working customer service this holiday season 🫡 I don't miss it a bit. Except for just stocking & facing, but that's my organization habits.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The goddest of speeds to everyone working customer service this holiday season 🫡 I don't miss it a bit. Except for just stocking & facing, but that's my organization habits.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
This feels relevant again with new MTG shenanigans.
No, friend. You're not agreeing with that right-wing grifter who just wants to keep making their money. Those are rats looking to flee a sinking ship, and frankly, they should drown. Broken clocks may be right twice a day, but why are you keeping a broken clock in your home? Chuck it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This feels relevant again with new MTG shenanigans.
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
I wish people dropped JKR as hard, tho
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I wish people dropped JKR as hard, tho
NA brain take: Feels like a decent anticaptialist choice to give less money to liquor companies with this sneak hemp ban ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's been 2 years for me.
It's been 2 years for me.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
NA brain take: Feels like a decent anticaptialist choice to give less money to liquor companies with this sneak hemp ban ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's been 2 years for me.
It's been 2 years for me.
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I need to see these around again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I need to see these around again.
I didn't need the MPLS 2025 mayoral election results to know that MPLS is more racist and segregated than it thinks it is.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I didn't need the MPLS 2025 mayoral election results to know that MPLS is more racist and segregated than it thinks it is.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
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My cat was 3yrs old when I got him, I'm so sad I never got to see him as a kitten :(
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
wizard: You may ponder this orb to see ANY moment in all of histor—
me: Show me my rescue dog as a puppy.
wizard: …from the advent of MAN to–
me: HEY, bumblefuck, did I stutter?! Scry me some puppy footage!
me: Show me my rescue dog as a puppy.
wizard: …from the advent of MAN to–
me: HEY, bumblefuck, did I stutter?! Scry me some puppy footage!
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My cat was 3yrs old when I got him, I'm so sad I never got to see him as a kitten :(
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
Got my rx refill, and covid and flu shots for my birthday.
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Got my rx refill, and covid and flu shots for my birthday.
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
It feels very "on a mission from god🕴🕴" to be part of a project I can't really talk about yet, but it's kicking my lazy ass into practicing more.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It feels very "on a mission from god🕴🕴" to be part of a project I can't really talk about yet, but it's kicking my lazy ass into practicing more.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
I AM SO SICK OF LOSING YARN CHICKEN WITH THIS PROJECT 😑
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I AM SO SICK OF LOSING YARN CHICKEN WITH THIS PROJECT 😑
VISITORS 🦝
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
VISITORS 🦝
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
So, uh, what's actually going on with Bsky, and what do/where go? Because I'm getting aged by & becoming too damn weary of Things™️ for me to only be 33 in a month.
September 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So, uh, what's actually going on with Bsky, and what do/where go? Because I'm getting aged by & becoming too damn weary of Things™️ for me to only be 33 in a month.
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
"This place is like Lunds & Byerly's on crack." Overheard at my nearby grocery store.
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"This place is like Lunds & Byerly's on crack." Overheard at my nearby grocery store.
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
Boy howdy, I've been learning a lot about people in the wake of a fascist's death.
Anyway, I'm gonna ignore most of the internet except to share my cat, anything cool or nice I find, and maybe art, since I'm going to be approaching this ease-up of a years-long art block with caution.
Anyway, I'm gonna ignore most of the internet except to share my cat, anything cool or nice I find, and maybe art, since I'm going to be approaching this ease-up of a years-long art block with caution.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Boy howdy, I've been learning a lot about people in the wake of a fascist's death.
Anyway, I'm gonna ignore most of the internet except to share my cat, anything cool or nice I find, and maybe art, since I'm going to be approaching this ease-up of a years-long art block with caution.
Anyway, I'm gonna ignore most of the internet except to share my cat, anything cool or nice I find, and maybe art, since I'm going to be approaching this ease-up of a years-long art block with caution.
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Charlie Kirk deserves about as much sympathy as he’s extended to the millions of people whose lives have been destroyed by the rhetoric he and his ilk profit off of.
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Charlie Kirk deserves about as much sympathy as he’s extended to the millions of people whose lives have been destroyed by the rhetoric he and his ilk profit off of.
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
ABBA cover at the goth show was not on my bingo card. Well done, Velour Tomb!
September 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ABBA cover at the goth show was not on my bingo card. Well done, Velour Tomb!
It's a very strong "ME WANT BITE LIKE RABID ANIMAL AND GIVE RABIES SO PEOPLE GOWAY" week.
August 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's a very strong "ME WANT BITE LIKE RABID ANIMAL AND GIVE RABIES SO PEOPLE GOWAY" week.
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