Rouenne Fourkilo
@rouenne4kilo.bsky.social
NSFW 🔞MDNI🔞 ~ Trek Crosser 🚙 ~ 🌈 Any/All 🌈~ lvl 25 ~ Kidfur ~ Pegashitster ~ ASD (Atrociously Silly Doggy) ~ PLUR ~ Dog People :D
![Urbandictionary entry.
http://jammywiper.urbanup.com/18579867
Jammywiper
(n., derogatory) Someone who wipes their nut on their jammies, or who pulls their jammy pants back up without cleaning up the nut first.
[example] Idon't know how that jammywiper can sleep with a week's worth of nut crust in his pants.
by rouenne4kilo December 7, 2025](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lau2gvmmxkvuj4acaz3wftos/bafkreicyzujjp4xkhilz3oxvaek6kbejvb4tbjpzjgimsalwt4iyc6pfhu@jpeg)
When it's a White Day but u only brought ur Blue Day binders to school 💀🥀
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When it's a White Day but u only brought ur Blue Day binders to school 💀🥀
Me: Hi! :3 just wanted to politely lyk that ur brake light i--
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me: Hi! :3 just wanted to politely lyk that ur brake light i--
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
the secret to looking as healthy and non-threatening as I do:
--No nicotine
--Almost no alcohol
--8hr sleep every night
--Can't afford shit
--Everypony always asking me to hang out but I just can't
--Have a loving puppy bf who loves me
--No guilty conscience
--No haters cuz I withdrew socially irl
--No nicotine
--Almost no alcohol
--8hr sleep every night
--Can't afford shit
--Everypony always asking me to hang out but I just can't
--Have a loving puppy bf who loves me
--No guilty conscience
--No haters cuz I withdrew socially irl
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the secret to looking as healthy and non-threatening as I do:
--No nicotine
--Almost no alcohol
--8hr sleep every night
--Can't afford shit
--Everypony always asking me to hang out but I just can't
--Have a loving puppy bf who loves me
--No guilty conscience
--No haters cuz I withdrew socially irl
--No nicotine
--Almost no alcohol
--8hr sleep every night
--Can't afford shit
--Everypony always asking me to hang out but I just can't
--Have a loving puppy bf who loves me
--No guilty conscience
--No haters cuz I withdrew socially irl
my listening age is 23
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
my listening age is 23
to a guy like me, every day is cookie day
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
to a guy like me, every day is cookie day
turning 5 year old cbd tincture into RSO. come get me, police officers!
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
turning 5 year old cbd tincture into RSO. come get me, police officers!
i know im fucking late.. thanks for noticing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i know im fucking late.. thanks for noticing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For filth that's rotten to the bone, standard methods won't work alone :3
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
For filth that's rotten to the bone, standard methods won't work alone :3
Subaru has been here.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Subaru has been here.
thoughts and prayers
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
thoughts and prayers
they're calling it the most epic wikipedia screenshot ever
![From the Wikipedia article on Semen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen
Section: In Popular Culture
Subsection: Espionage
Image: Semen stain on carpet observed with and without ultraviolet light
When the British Secret Intelligence Service discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir Mansfield George Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo". [59]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lau2gvmmxkvuj4acaz3wftos/bafkreihhueownp77mzhety5lazfef2xygvvd7qal5xkie57gj2bhlreoui@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
they're calling it the most epic wikipedia screenshot ever
hurry up retard!! god why do you have to make us wait for pie every single year?
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hurry up retard!! god why do you have to make us wait for pie every single year?
thank you for your sacrifice
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
thank you for your sacrifice
thank u Lord for these vegan imitation bacon bits (did u know they're vegan??), and for not making me a drug addict like my dead brother. amen :3
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
thank u Lord for these vegan imitation bacon bits (did u know they're vegan??), and for not making me a drug addict like my dead brother. amen :3
hehe soon it will be approved,, and then everypony will think i'm cool!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hehe soon it will be approved,, and then everypony will think i'm cool!!
i'm Cuntributing to history :3
![Urbandictionary entry
Brassicaceous
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(adj.) Of or related to plants in the family Brassicacee (e.g. mustard, cabbage, broccoli
(Of a flavor or odor) pungent, sulfurous,[...]
Person 1: Dude, if you're gonna rip ass in my car, you need to stop eating steamed turnips every day. I've gone through six air fresheners[...]
Add some tags below
Smell Odor Aroma Taste Flavor Food Vegetables Plants Brassica Brassicaceae Cabbage Broccoli Mustard Pungent Sulfurous Bitter Vegetal Spicy Cruciferous](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lau2gvmmxkvuj4acaz3wftos/bafkreiewnaxo54iijifccfuph7kgcbta34u4oruvv2tgibewegz7b2fojy@jpeg)
![Urbandictionary entry (example section)
Person 1: Dude, if you're gonna rip ass in my car, you need to stop eating steamed turnips every day. I've gone through six air fresheners this week trying to expunge the odor of your[...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lau2gvmmxkvuj4acaz3wftos/bafkreige543e7vf25srozymvo3geitvca4sbrm7vatcbibz5jbfvlau3vm@jpeg)
![Urbandictionary entry (example section)
[...]this week trying to expunge the odor of your brassicaceous flatulence.
Person 2: u hate meee 😭😭😭](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lau2gvmmxkvuj4acaz3wftos/bafkreia3oncy2a5nf5np3xxfweahs5odikfjuufu3soj7f5xpsm3r5cfle@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i'm Cuntributing to history :3
bro rolled a d20 and it landed on a vertex
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
bro rolled a d20 and it landed on a vertex
if u see this quote ur favorite wild animal
porkypine :3 i helped one cross the street once. it was incredible. 10/10 aminal
porkypine :3 i helped one cross the street once. it was incredible. 10/10 aminal
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
if u see this quote ur favorite wild animal
porkypine :3 i helped one cross the street once. it was incredible. 10/10 aminal
porkypine :3 i helped one cross the street once. it was incredible. 10/10 aminal
that look baby gives u when he just messed in his diapie
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
that look baby gives u when he just messed in his diapie
"bro,, can u like, not??"
![Edited Hakeem Jeffries statement.
STATEMENT BY LEADER JEFFRIES, WHIP CLARK AND CHAIR AGUILAR ON DONALD TRUMP'S DEATH THREATS AGAINST DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS
[joke edit] bro,, can u like, not??
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
* DEMOCRATIC LEADER *](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lau2gvmmxkvuj4acaz3wftos/bafkreidyfnist2cq6q5e2ryfv6rqnrtaqd3tdnzbmxh2fv3b36uckvzv5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"bro,, can u like, not??"
DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY GABAPENTIN.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY GABAPENTIN.
wee arre the keeeperrs of the continuum trransfunctionerr
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
wee arre the keeeperrs of the continuum trransfunctionerr
