Royal Chant
@royalchant.bsky.social
fast & fuzzed, slanted & slurred
Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land
NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW
NEXT SHOW: 6/12/25 @ The Townie (Newtown/Sydney, NSW)
no DMs thnx
Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land
NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW
NEXT SHOW: 6/12/25 @ The Townie (Newtown/Sydney, NSW)
no DMs thnx
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
still proud at getting permanently banned from Twitter for the following all the way back in 2020
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
still proud at getting permanently banned from Twitter for the following all the way back in 2020
“Lucas” finally made it to the show
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Lucas” finally made it to the show
this would get our vote over Fetterman
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this would get our vote over Fetterman
Not trying to brag* but we nailed it yesterday
*yes we are, we knew as soon as we thought of it that it was GOLD :p
*yes we are, we knew as soon as we thought of it that it was GOLD :p
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Not trying to brag* but we nailed it yesterday
*yes we are, we knew as soon as we thought of it that it was GOLD :p
*yes we are, we knew as soon as we thought of it that it was GOLD :p
GBV has just dropped yet another LP (#43!) and thought we would give it a listen while we take down the #Halloween decorations and mow the lawn.
Any thoughts so far? We're always curious to hear what others think.
#GBV #GuidedbyVoices #musicsky
Any thoughts so far? We're always curious to hear what others think.
#GBV #GuidedbyVoices #musicsky
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
GBV has just dropped yet another LP (#43!) and thought we would give it a listen while we take down the #Halloween decorations and mow the lawn.
Any thoughts so far? We're always curious to hear what others think.
#GBV #GuidedbyVoices #musicsky
Any thoughts so far? We're always curious to hear what others think.
#GBV #GuidedbyVoices #musicsky
this hits a bit different in the age of Cybertrucks
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
this hits a bit different in the age of Cybertrucks
Playing at Lazy Thinking in Dulwich Hill tonight, doors at 6, we’re on at 9:30. Mark also filling in on drums for one of the support bands, rare chance for Sydney to catch him behind the kit xoxo
#ausmusic #Sydney #livemusic
#ausmusic #Sydney #livemusic
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Playing at Lazy Thinking in Dulwich Hill tonight, doors at 6, we’re on at 9:30. Mark also filling in on drums for one of the support bands, rare chance for Sydney to catch him behind the kit xoxo
#ausmusic #Sydney #livemusic
#ausmusic #Sydney #livemusic
sounds about as authentic as a Salt Lake City Jass Festival with some extra murder and human rights violations thrown in for good measure
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
sounds about as authentic as a Salt Lake City Jass Festival with some extra murder and human rights violations thrown in for good measure
and it is both sad & bewildering that rock went from Kurt Cobain having this shit figured out over 30 years ago and standing up for oppressed & marginalized communities to piss-weak faux-rockers trying to find common ground with fascists
#kurtcobain #CharlieKirk #fasicsm
#kurtcobain #CharlieKirk #fasicsm
September 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
and it is both sad & bewildering that rock went from Kurt Cobain having this shit figured out over 30 years ago and standing up for oppressed & marginalized communities to piss-weak faux-rockers trying to find common ground with fascists
#kurtcobain #CharlieKirk #fasicsm
#kurtcobain #CharlieKirk #fasicsm
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
pouring one out for #CharlieKirk by taking a gigantic champagne wizz in a gender-neutral toilet
it's the least we could do
#CharlieKirk #auspol #uspoli
it's the least we could do
#CharlieKirk #auspol #uspoli
September 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
pouring one out for #CharlieKirk by taking a gigantic champagne wizz in a gender-neutral toilet
it's the least we could do
#CharlieKirk #auspol #uspoli
it's the least we could do
#CharlieKirk #auspol #uspoli
Pissed in a gender neutral bathroom for Charlie Kirk today
September 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Pissed in a gender neutral bathroom for Charlie Kirk today
not trying to brag*, BUT WE CALLED IT:
(also, in case any of our US friends want to see how similar conservative Australian news outlets and the Aussie alt-right were reporting and reacting to events).
*we are totally trying to brag
#CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #auspol #uspoli
(also, in case any of our US friends want to see how similar conservative Australian news outlets and the Aussie alt-right were reporting and reacting to events).
*we are totally trying to brag
#CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #auspol #uspoli
September 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
not trying to brag*, BUT WE CALLED IT:
(also, in case any of our US friends want to see how similar conservative Australian news outlets and the Aussie alt-right were reporting and reacting to events).
*we are totally trying to brag
#CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #auspol #uspoli
(also, in case any of our US friends want to see how similar conservative Australian news outlets and the Aussie alt-right were reporting and reacting to events).
*we are totally trying to brag
#CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #auspol #uspoli
this Weekend at Bernie's reboot is not funny at all
0 stars, would not recommend
0 stars, would not recommend
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
this Weekend at Bernie's reboot is not funny at all
0 stars, would not recommend
0 stars, would not recommend
Oddly enough, we saw this post and recognised that face in a random FB story that popped up later
Is this the same guy working security at some random Kirk event?
Is this the same guy working security at some random Kirk event?
September 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oddly enough, we saw this post and recognised that face in a random FB story that popped up later
Is this the same guy working security at some random Kirk event?
Is this the same guy working security at some random Kirk event?
A doctor asking for jazz drumming lessons then sends this as a chaser
Delusion, entitlement, and wealth seem to go hand in hand in hand
I dunno: learn your instrument, get some chops, and figure it out yourself. This isn’t fantasy rock camp with KISS
#ausmusic
Delusion, entitlement, and wealth seem to go hand in hand in hand
I dunno: learn your instrument, get some chops, and figure it out yourself. This isn’t fantasy rock camp with KISS
#ausmusic
September 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A doctor asking for jazz drumming lessons then sends this as a chaser
Delusion, entitlement, and wealth seem to go hand in hand in hand
I dunno: learn your instrument, get some chops, and figure it out yourself. This isn’t fantasy rock camp with KISS
#ausmusic
Delusion, entitlement, and wealth seem to go hand in hand in hand
I dunno: learn your instrument, get some chops, and figure it out yourself. This isn’t fantasy rock camp with KISS
#ausmusic
Our tribute to every worthless braindead #fuckwit who participated in yesterday’s #MarchforAustralia, including, sadly, our very own #PortMacquarie.
#auspol #ausmusic #dieNaziscum
#auspol #ausmusic #dieNaziscum
September 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Our tribute to every worthless braindead #fuckwit who participated in yesterday’s #MarchforAustralia, including, sadly, our very own #PortMacquarie.
#auspol #ausmusic #dieNaziscum
#auspol #ausmusic #dieNaziscum
"Hesgeth fumes" is what staffers call his pungent musk after his 5-martini lunch
#Hesgeth #Hesgethfumes
#Hesgeth #Hesgethfumes
June 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Hesgeth fumes" is what staffers call his pungent musk after his 5-martini lunch
#Hesgeth #Hesgethfumes
#Hesgeth #Hesgethfumes
Final leg of our Be Your Own Boss tour takes us to WA for a trio of shows. Touring at this working-class level has always been fraught but never has it felt so utterly helpless. There's more music in the works, as always, but really taking a hard look at live shows & touring xoxo
#ausmusic
#ausmusic
May 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Final leg of our Be Your Own Boss tour takes us to WA for a trio of shows. Touring at this working-class level has always been fraught but never has it felt so utterly helpless. There's more music in the works, as always, but really taking a hard look at live shows & touring xoxo
#ausmusic
#ausmusic