@royceylufc.bsky.social
The gospel according to Marcelo Bielsa
We should forfeit these games. The opposition will be awarded a 3-0 win? Won’t affect our points haul but will limit the damage to our goal difference.
And we won’t have to witness getting mullered.
And we won’t have to witness getting mullered.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We should forfeit these games. The opposition will be awarded a 3-0 win? Won’t affect our points haul but will limit the damage to our goal difference.
And we won’t have to witness getting mullered.
And we won’t have to witness getting mullered.
I have spare dowels and those round fixing things you put in the holes and twist. You’ll undoubtedly be missing one of two.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have spare dowels and those round fixing things you put in the holes and twist. You’ll undoubtedly be missing one of two.
A. Clarke (pen)
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A. Clarke (pen)
I’m calling bullshit. We were never that close to them.
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’m calling bullshit. We were never that close to them.
“Wait until he gets to Wormwood Scrubs” said one peasant (me)
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
“Wait until he gets to Wormwood Scrubs” said one peasant (me)
I think that’s a new record for added time for a game I’ve been at. Thank our lucky stars it wasn’t at the end of the second half.
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I think that’s a new record for added time for a game I’ve been at. Thank our lucky stars it wasn’t at the end of the second half.
Guy bottom right is so furious it’s made his hand fall off.
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Guy bottom right is so furious it’s made his hand fall off.
Whatever happened to Phil Hay’s company helicopter?
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Whatever happened to Phil Hay’s company helicopter?
Jasper Parrot
October 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Jasper Parrot
That’s a Cold War Steve image. I’m not having it’s a real pic taken yesterday.
September 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
That’s a Cold War Steve image. I’m not having it’s a real pic taken yesterday.
POTUS “Is that Eammon fucking Holmes?”
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
POTUS “Is that Eammon fucking Holmes?”
My West Stand ticket was £60 😭
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My West Stand ticket was £60 😭
Peter Drury?
September 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Peter Drury?
If it was Scott Wootton in that position the ball would have cleared that new stand and plopped harmlessly in the Thames.
September 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If it was Scott Wootton in that position the ball would have cleared that new stand and plopped harmlessly in the Thames.