Today’s episode of “The Supidest Fucking People Have The Most Important Jobs”

The census counts “all persons living in the United States” regardless of immigration status. Source: Article 1 of the fucking constitution

We know what happened to Charles I

How do you prove citizenship without due process? Actually, can you define due process for me? Like, what do you think it means?

Hahahahaha Rick Reilly

I remember watching “The Departed” for the first time and there was certain line spoken by Mark Wahlberg (IYKYK) and I just nodded while everyone else in the theater gasped.

How does one figure out if someone is a citizen without due process, fuckstick?

That’s why they all need to be lined up against a wall and shot

I’m not going to argue objective facts. You want an argument go tell your wife she’s got a fat ass.

My brother in Christ, he’s polling at 55-60% disapproval. He’s weak and failing. He’s only going to get weaker. He’s a senile old man who is crashing the economy in real time. -3,000 jobs created in August.

We should should have collectively shut the federal government down as soon as this regime began squatting in the White House. Stop paying federal taxes

Fuck that guy

To see someone stand behind a podium in the White House briefing and spew something so blatantly racist and untrue is infuriating.

How do you suggest we stop them? Here’s a hint: it’s not going to happen at the ballot box.

From day one this regime has been acting like they won’t have to answer to voters. Why do you think that is?

The amount of people who will still be saying dumb shit like “We’ll he IS the president” while being frog-marched into death camps is astounding. It includes many of our elected leaders who see this fascist takeover as a “distraction.” We are at war. There are no distractions during war, only fronts

I seem to be the only one looking at this from an adult angle. This regime isn’t going to be defeated by voting or protesting. History has shown us that fascism has only been defeated with brutal, unrelenting violence. Look at my profile picture. That’s how this has to end.

It’s only treason if you lose

Every order an insurrectionist gives is illegal

Refuse illegal orders. It’s your duty

Doesn’t look like they’re gonna go along

Looks like he still doesn’t

Trump and Hegseth basically announced the race war that the Manson Family was prepping for in 1969. Cool cool.

Stop paying federal taxes now