Unholy duck
rubberducky.guru
Unholy duck
@rubberducky.guru
Might fix your code, might fix your life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mainly use latest from mutuals feed :p

they/them and 🏳️‍⚧️ ally
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I have no development machine. Every device I own are production only.
I write production level code that doubles as documentation.
My code doesn't need testing, it tests the users.
I don't fix bugs, I redefine expected behavior.
I cannot be stopped, as I don't have a QA team.
apparently the headset "won't be priced higher than an index" :o
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm gonna have to stop calling it windows and start calling it broken glass
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Everyone is talking about stopping the charge at 80%

I just want an option to stop the discharge at 30% :(
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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the office is for wishing you could be working on personal projects instead of on jira tickets. home is for being too adhd to work on personal projects
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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this has been absurdly insightful
there was this great talk at one of the zig conferences where a developer talked about how they preferred static types because of their adhd.

static types are also an accessibility tool

youtu.be/vd1-rAIYV6I
Types and other techniques as an accessibility tool for the ADHD brain - Michael Newton
YouTube video by Zig SHOWTIME
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I have no development machine. Every device I own are production only.
I write production level code that doubles as documentation.
My code doesn't need testing, it tests the users.
I don't fix bugs, I redefine expected behavior.
I cannot be stopped, as I don't have a QA team.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Next time life throws you a side quest, say yes. You could be surprised where that leads you
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Your photons have been acquired. Thank you for participating in this instant of data collection.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
> Working very hard because big thing soon

> "Oh cool I can relax after that"

Biggest lie of all time
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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What my brain needs at 10PM: sleep

What my brain does: "hey let's think about how to program a database" *opens video on b-trees*
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
not not november ⇔ november
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my brain hurts
every single category is carcinizating towards carcinizartion of the field
Building your own client is carcinization for atproto devs
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When you wake up early and the concept of an alarm clock doesn't make sense yet so you snooze it
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
whenever I get a notification about a post I just made
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
turns out, creating a hackathon from scratch takes a lot of time
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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accelerationism for this specifically
Kindness, warmth, empathy, and love as a service.
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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*analytically expands web to the complex plane*
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
web 𝑖 isn't real it can’t hurt you
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think this might be my favorite feed of all time.
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
adhd people when they are in hyper focus mode
fuck it i'm neuroconvergent now
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
programmers when they realise web dev means making a UI/UX
fuck nvm i'm not a web dev anymore
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
microsoft teams try to be a working app (impossible)
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
wait the lead maintainer of ublock origin is from quebec???
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM