Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM)
@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social
...Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies... Professional Snarkologist. Twitter refugee, Love dogs, travel, Baseball & verbal swordplay! No MAGA, DM's, or empty BIOs. Salty language warning! Slava Ukraini! #BlueCrew #BlueResisters
Hey guess what Alina Habba?
You don't have the Conch anymore.
You don't have the Conch anymore.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey guess what Alina Habba?
You don't have the Conch anymore.
You don't have the Conch anymore.
Some day the Cheeseburgers will win.
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Some day the Cheeseburgers will win.
Hegseth just needs a little more truth serum. Or as he calls it - "Fog of War."
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hegseth just needs a little more truth serum. Or as he calls it - "Fog of War."
I wouldn't have too high of expectations on this.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wouldn't have too high of expectations on this.
He was too busy taking back the airports from the British! Stop being silly!
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He was too busy taking back the airports from the British! Stop being silly!
I'm way big on sooner! Cheeseburgers - you're up = Block away!
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm way big on sooner! Cheeseburgers - you're up = Block away!
Don't cry for Alina Bobblehead. She has a bright future in the bowling shoe sanitation industry!
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Don't cry for Alina Bobblehead. She has a bright future in the bowling shoe sanitation industry!
FIFA?
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
FIFA?
The only thing Cotton deserves is a free ride on this thing deployed in the Mariana trench.
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The only thing Cotton deserves is a free ride on this thing deployed in the Mariana trench.
She still has a bright future in the bowling shoe decontamination industry.
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
She still has a bright future in the bowling shoe decontamination industry.
She said she's rather be pretty than smart. All she got from her father, Howard the Duck, was pretty stupid.
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
She said she's rather be pretty than smart. All she got from her father, Howard the Duck, was pretty stupid.
Dr. Oz has a cure for every ailment!
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dr. Oz has a cure for every ailment!
Don't expect much.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Don't expect much.
You had me at FIFA.
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You had me at FIFA.
I hope your expectations aren't too high.
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I hope your expectations aren't too high.
Relax everybody! Dr. Oz has you covered!
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Relax everybody! Dr. Oz has you covered!
Parking for Trump boats.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Parking for Trump boats.
They all come with the auto crash and spontaneous combustion features.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They all come with the auto crash and spontaneous combustion features.
Welcome to every page.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Welcome to every page.
Fascist and Pedophile enablers. F U FIFA!
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fascist and Pedophile enablers. F U FIFA!
Lindsey Graham - "Hold my beer!"
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Lindsey Graham - "Hold my beer!"
Maybe not today, but one day hopefully soon, the find out portion begins...
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Maybe not today, but one day hopefully soon, the find out portion begins...
The world sees FIFA capitulating to a Pedofile/Rapist/Felon/Dictator. And so do most of us in the US. FIFA has no morality whatsoever. This deal with the Devil proves it.
BOYCOTT FIFA!
BOYCOTT FIFA!
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The world sees FIFA capitulating to a Pedofile/Rapist/Felon/Dictator. And so do most of us in the US. FIFA has no morality whatsoever. This deal with the Devil proves it.
BOYCOTT FIFA!
BOYCOTT FIFA!