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russell
@russbhere.bsky.social
· Jan 8
cats are beautiful, loving creatures and they want you dead
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
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expanding my mind but only height-wise. tall brain
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
expanding my mind but only height-wise. tall brain
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"Quiet, piggy" I mutter to myself as I try to open a plastic bakery container in the middle of the night.
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Quiet, piggy" I mutter to myself as I try to open a plastic bakery container in the middle of the night.
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What brick through yonder window breaks?
March 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What brick through yonder window breaks?
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
me: i know you are but what am i
police officer, now under arrest: shit
police officer, now under arrest: shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
me: i know you are but what am i
police officer, now under arrest: shit
police officer, now under arrest: shit
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Some of you wear pants at home and it shows
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Some of you wear pants at home and it shows
i bet water vapor is super happy when it’s in a cloud with the other water vapor
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i bet water vapor is super happy when it’s in a cloud with the other water vapor
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Nothing brings a couple closer than overhearing another couple fight at the next table.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nothing brings a couple closer than overhearing another couple fight at the next table.
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
them: trust your gut
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
them: trust your gut
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
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I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
gordon lightfoot was a prolific singer song writer. gordon heavyfoot is wanted in seven states for reckless driving
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
gordon lightfoot was a prolific singer song writer. gordon heavyfoot is wanted in seven states for reckless driving
cumbersome is when something feels like cucumbers
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
cumbersome is when something feels like cucumbers
cargo pants need a rebrand. i’m thinking ✨pockets galore✨
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
cargo pants need a rebrand. i’m thinking ✨pockets galore✨
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*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
nobody:
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
nobody:
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
pronounces argue like segue
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
pronounces argue like segue
the republican party used to stand for something
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the republican party used to stand for something
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Supermoon, and I chose soup.
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Supermoon, and I chose soup.
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You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.
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I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
October 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
i love it when a movie punches your heart right in the dick
September 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i love it when a movie punches your heart right in the dick
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean