Phwoarhammer 🏳️⚧️
@rustedwirewitch.bsky.social
Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.
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"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."
"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
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Assembled the Made to Order Metal Bjorn the Fell-Handed last night.
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Assembled the Made to Order Metal Bjorn the Fell-Handed last night.
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."
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It's been an interesting year! Bigger miniatures, army painting, putting the Quickshade Dip back into the rotation, along with lots... and *lots* of chipping and weathering on different miniatures.
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's been an interesting year! Bigger miniatures, army painting, putting the Quickshade Dip back into the rotation, along with lots... and *lots* of chipping and weathering on different miniatures.
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...
Sad news for myself and Rosencrantz, aka @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social
Sir Tom Stoppard, playwright famed for his wit and depth, dies at 88
The King and Queen pay tribute to a "dear friend who wore his genius lightly".
www.bbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sad news for myself and Rosencrantz, aka @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social
Realised that if I get bored of painting big beards and heavy armour (as if!) I can add in a block of Empire Allies and paint some smaller beards and brightly coloured doublets.
Plus horses!
Plus horses!
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Realised that if I get bored of painting big beards and heavy armour (as if!) I can add in a block of Empire Allies and paint some smaller beards and brightly coloured doublets.
Plus horses!
Plus horses!
Imagine if, when TNG came out, there were no Klingons.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Imagine if, when TNG came out, there were no Klingons.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons.
And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting."
That's why us Baali players hate V5.
Old World Army finally chosen.
a book is open to a page with a dragon on it and a feather
Alt: a book is open to a page with a dragon on it and a feather
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November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Old World Army finally chosen.
What TTRPGs am I craving?
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
What ttrpgs am I craving?
I miss a good Vampire campaign.
I'd love to give DIE a go.
Also curious about Daggerheart, mechanically.
Monsterhearts would hit good.
Changeling, specifically as run by @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social (for many of the same reasons as Monsterhearts)
I miss a good Vampire campaign.
I'd love to give DIE a go.
Also curious about Daggerheart, mechanically.
Monsterhearts would hit good.
Changeling, specifically as run by @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social (for many of the same reasons as Monsterhearts)
What ttrpgs am i craving?
Got a few I am wanting to GM or play next
Interstitial Our hearts Connected
meta fiction
mutants in the Now
Fellowship
Got a few I am wanting to GM or play next
Interstitial Our hearts Connected
meta fiction
mutants in the Now
Fellowship
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
What TTRPGs am I craving?
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas.
Three Kingdoms China Geist.
WFRP.
Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka).
Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.
This urge has been blunted somewhat by seeing that all their ranges have now moved to dropper bottles...
I should buy some Warcolours nostalgia odds and ends.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This urge has been blunted somewhat by seeing that all their ranges have now moved to dropper bottles...
I should find a way to watch the old Mighty Max tie-in animated series again... Tony Jay and Tim Curry under one roof. Huzzah.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I should find a way to watch the old Mighty Max tie-in animated series again... Tony Jay and Tim Curry under one roof. Huzzah.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, that's his job, right?
I mean, that's his job, right?
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, that's his job, right?
I mean, that's his job, right?
Where the hell does Glinner get the kinda money needed to buy a judge?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Where the hell does Glinner get the kinda money needed to buy a judge?
I should buy some Warcolours nostalgia odds and ends.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I should buy some Warcolours nostalgia odds and ends.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.
Still think "Do Not Pursue Lu Bu" would make a great title for a board game or three kingdoms dating sim.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Still think "Do Not Pursue Lu Bu" would make a great title for a board game or three kingdoms dating sim.
After years of threatening it, I may finally do that Ocarina of Time stream sometime between Christmas and New Year...
a cartoon character with a green shirt and yellow hair
Alt: a cartoon character with a green shirt and yellow hair
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November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
After years of threatening it, I may finally do that Ocarina of Time stream sometime between Christmas and New Year...
Smiling Jan's entire life plan was to become famous, and they didn't really care how.
A 15th century equivalent of a Kardashian or an influencer. As long as the public eye was on them, it wouldn't matter.
And then Clan Nosferatu called.
A 15th century equivalent of a Kardashian or an influencer. As long as the public eye was on them, it wouldn't matter.
And then Clan Nosferatu called.
Writers and TTRPG Players, today's character question!
When they were a child what did your character think they would be when they grew up?
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #characterinsporation #characterdevelopment #characterquestion #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompt
When they were a child what did your character think they would be when they grew up?
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #characterinsporation #characterdevelopment #characterquestion #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompt
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Smiling Jan's entire life plan was to become famous, and they didn't really care how.
A 15th century equivalent of a Kardashian or an influencer. As long as the public eye was on them, it wouldn't matter.
And then Clan Nosferatu called.
A 15th century equivalent of a Kardashian or an influencer. As long as the public eye was on them, it wouldn't matter.
And then Clan Nosferatu called.
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I love this element because it a) makes Vader's murderous rage make even more sense and b) it's very funny
the end of Rogue One means that at the start of Star Wars, Leia's going "oh wow can't believe you're raiding my innocent ship" to a guy who saw & she knows saw her fly away from the battle, like she's trying to lie so blatantly he'll question himself because SURELY nobody would
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I love this element because it a) makes Vader's murderous rage make even more sense and b) it's very funny
My cousin was super into fantasy, got me into Warhammer (also The Ancestral Trail and Willow).
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My cousin was super into fantasy, got me into Warhammer (also The Ancestral Trail and Willow).
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)
I keep losing sensation in my fingertips and fumbling stuff, been happening for a couple of months.
The bread knife that I'm using to cut bagels: Don't worry, buddy, I'll check for feeling in them tips. BANZAAAAIIII!!
The bread knife that I'm using to cut bagels: Don't worry, buddy, I'll check for feeling in them tips. BANZAAAAIIII!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I keep losing sensation in my fingertips and fumbling stuff, been happening for a couple of months.
The bread knife that I'm using to cut bagels: Don't worry, buddy, I'll check for feeling in them tips. BANZAAAAIIII!!
The bread knife that I'm using to cut bagels: Don't worry, buddy, I'll check for feeling in them tips. BANZAAAAIIII!!
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Let's rank the fursonas!
WATCH - youtu.be/anDr6s-4CPo
WATCH - youtu.be/anDr6s-4CPo
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Let's rank the fursonas!
WATCH - youtu.be/anDr6s-4CPo
WATCH - youtu.be/anDr6s-4CPo
"You'd probably be great at learning German."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, just based on how often you capitalise random words."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, just based on how often you capitalise random words."
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"You'd probably be great at learning German."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, just based on how often you capitalise random words."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, just based on how often you capitalise random words."
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we got aethelred, aethelflaed, aethelstan, aethelwyne, aethelthryth, aethelgifu!
aethelmaer, athelwulf, aethelhard, aethelburg - and of course there's an aethelbert, too!
🎶 🎵 🎶
we got aethelred, aethelflaed, aethelstan, aethelwyne, aethelthryth, aethelgifu!
aethelmaer, athelwulf, aethelhard, aethelburg - and of course there's an aethelbert, too!
🎶 🎵 🎶
February 9, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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we got aethelred, aethelflaed, aethelstan, aethelwyne, aethelthryth, aethelgifu!
aethelmaer, athelwulf, aethelhard, aethelburg - and of course there's an aethelbert, too!
🎶 🎵 🎶
we got aethelred, aethelflaed, aethelstan, aethelwyne, aethelthryth, aethelgifu!
aethelmaer, athelwulf, aethelhard, aethelburg - and of course there's an aethelbert, too!
🎶 🎵 🎶