Ryan Castellucci 🜬
@rya.nc
Hacker. Enby. Administrative inconvenience. Purveyor of technically sophisticated shitposts.
Suing the UK for more gender, help with my legal bills: https://enby.org.uk/
Mastodon: https://infosec.exchange/@ryanc
Non-binary trans androgynous (they/them)
Suing the UK for more gender, help with my legal bills: https://enby.org.uk/
Mastodon: https://infosec.exchange/@ryanc
Non-binary trans androgynous (they/them)
No, absolutely not. I confirmed my settings before posting.
My phone rebooted overnight to install an update.
And even if I had mistakenly approved an update (I didn't), my point would still stand because these systems are designed to wear users down to manufacture "consent".
My phone rebooted overnight to install an update.
And even if I had mistakenly approved an update (I didn't), my point would still stand because these systems are designed to wear users down to manufacture "consent".
July 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
No, absolutely not. I confirmed my settings before posting.
My phone rebooted overnight to install an update.
And even if I had mistakenly approved an update (I didn't), my point would still stand because these systems are designed to wear users down to manufacture "consent".
My phone rebooted overnight to install an update.
And even if I had mistakenly approved an update (I didn't), my point would still stand because these systems are designed to wear users down to manufacture "consent".
My ONT got replaced yesterday, and now my fibre connection is behaving itself again.
July 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My ONT got replaced yesterday, and now my fibre connection is behaving itself again.
I cut over to a marginal LTE connection as primary this morning, can you tell when?
July 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I cut over to a marginal LTE connection as primary this morning, can you tell when?
I am being punished by the gods.
July 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am being punished by the gods.
My home internet connection is currently making in-flight wifi look good.
July 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My home internet connection is currently making in-flight wifi look good.
![[Ponytail is talking to Cueball.]
Ponytail: Event #1 happened at time T1.
Cueball: Okay.
Ponytail: Then event #2 happened at time T2.
Cueball: Mhmm.
Ponytail: How would you calculate how much time elapsed between T1 and T2?
[The comic splits into two paths, each with a caption at the top.]
[Path 1, upper right panel]
Caption: Normal person:
Cueball: T2 minus T1.
[Path 2, lower right panel]
Caption: Anyone who's worked on datetime systems:
[Cueball has his arms raised.]
Cueball: It is impossible to know and a sin to ask!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eata5optbwzfharhpovudxdq/bafkreicckns7k2jxup3l3yjsouqafmsmfrfioptikulu7jbysyfls7wyou@jpeg)
This is a horny check. Quote tweet with your last saved image.
(this is on brand for me to an embarrassing degree)
(this is on brand for me to an embarrassing degree)
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This is a horny check. Quote tweet with your last saved image.
(this is on brand for me to an embarrassing degree)
(this is on brand for me to an embarrassing degree)
Apparently I _actually_ broke GitHub. They've slanderously blamed my "malformed commits". I've asked if my support ticket is eligible for a bug bounty.
June 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Apparently I _actually_ broke GitHub. They've slanderously blamed my "malformed commits". I've asked if my support ticket is eligible for a bug bounty.
I have the ssh movie player back online!
This is running on a custom ssh server built using `russh` as the backend. To convert frames, I used the python `tv` package, subtitling and playback is all custom.
You'll need a terminal that supports 24 bit color.
Try it! `ssh ansi.rya.nc`
This is running on a custom ssh server built using `russh` as the backend. To convert frames, I used the python `tv` package, subtitling and playback is all custom.
You'll need a terminal that supports 24 bit color.
Try it! `ssh ansi.rya.nc`
![A screenshot from the movie "Sneakers" rendered in surprisingly high quality on a terminal emulator.
A computer screen can be seen with a map of the New England states, with some illegible labels and menu items.
Subtitles in italic light yellow on black read
[Whistler]
Anybody want to black out
New England? Carl, what else?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eata5optbwzfharhpovudxdq/bafkreihjrwksaykpwnmzd2zj2ksxwz5uee76i44bekn6xgmpb2im77upbe@jpeg)
May 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I have the ssh movie player back online!
This is running on a custom ssh server built using `russh` as the backend. To convert frames, I used the python `tv` package, subtitling and playback is all custom.
You'll need a terminal that supports 24 bit color.
Try it! `ssh ansi.rya.nc`
This is running on a custom ssh server built using `russh` as the backend. To convert frames, I used the python `tv` package, subtitling and playback is all custom.
You'll need a terminal that supports 24 bit color.
Try it! `ssh ansi.rya.nc`
*sigh*
Maybe I'll do a stream assembling this. I have a webcam mounted on an articulating arm on my workbench...
Maybe I'll do a stream assembling this. I have a webcam mounted on an articulating arm on my workbench...
May 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
*sigh*
Maybe I'll do a stream assembling this. I have a webcam mounted on an articulating arm on my workbench...
Maybe I'll do a stream assembling this. I have a webcam mounted on an articulating arm on my workbench...
I called to close my account and told them why.
April 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I called to close my account and told them why.
*looks up Julia Hartley-Brewer*
"real woman, pronouns me/me/me"
lolno
"real woman, pronouns me/me/me"
lolno
April 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
*looks up Julia Hartley-Brewer*
"real woman, pronouns me/me/me"
lolno
"real woman, pronouns me/me/me"
lolno
![A card from the game "munchkin"
Level 1
Crabs
Cannot be outrun!
[Picture of a person dressed in peasants clothing with a bucket helmet furiously scratching their waist]
Bad stuff: discard armor and all items worn below the waist
1 treasure](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eata5optbwzfharhpovudxdq/bafkreicd5zg77ugug5h5j2o52ciwujb3bzsupsxwc4bnbkwfr6gbhsmngy@jpeg)
How do I get Google to change this awful pre-transition photo of me?
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
How do I get Google to change this awful pre-transition photo of me?
Oh, wow, I have hate mail!
Imagine lying in bed with your phone at half past midnight trawling reddit for people to harass, clicking through to my website, seeing my website, and thinking that mocking me via email was a good idea.
Imagine lying in bed with your phone at half past midnight trawling reddit for people to harass, clicking through to my website, seeing my website, and thinking that mocking me via email was a good idea.
April 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Oh, wow, I have hate mail!
Imagine lying in bed with your phone at half past midnight trawling reddit for people to harass, clicking through to my website, seeing my website, and thinking that mocking me via email was a good idea.
Imagine lying in bed with your phone at half past midnight trawling reddit for people to harass, clicking through to my website, seeing my website, and thinking that mocking me via email was a good idea.
Admin interface for the £35 switch.
April 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Admin interface for the £35 switch.
Retired: DSL
Tired: Cable
Wired: Fiber to the home
Inspired: Fiber to the television
Tired: Cable
Wired: Fiber to the home
Inspired: Fiber to the television
April 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Retired: DSL
Tired: Cable
Wired: Fiber to the home
Inspired: Fiber to the television
Tired: Cable
Wired: Fiber to the home
Inspired: Fiber to the television
Excellent, it continues to not overheat.
April 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Excellent, it continues to not overheat.
This enby will use female spaces.
April 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This enby will use female spaces.
I took a photo of some fans, then noticed my testosterone and estrogen gel in the background, lol.
April 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I took a photo of some fans, then noticed my testosterone and estrogen gel in the background, lol.