One always is

But hey, maybe Democrats just need a Joe Rogan of the Left™

and demonstrates that the candidate is actually listening to working people, and not just their big donors and wall street friends, would be a much better strategy than condescending, telling voters to stop whining because "the economy's fine", and scolding them to do their duty to the party.

He won more votes than any mayoral candidate in NYC history, in a 3 way race without major party support and with billionaires throwing millions of dollars against him. No, I don't think "make NYC busses free" is going to win in Ohio, but a campaign that actually addresses voters' concerns...

Bullshit

You know you could put any cassette in a Teddy Ruxpin.

Salesman of the year

Republicans love America the same way I love The Smiths: I think their music is terrible and Morrissey's singing is annoying, but I think "How Soon is Now?" is a decent song.

Or this

I mean, the CIA did create the group who did 9/11 so I guess there's nothing new under the sun

A vet once told me "if it was an easy decision, you waited too long". I'm sorry, I know how hard it is. We have a cat who has a tumor on her jaw. Our vet told us to give her anything she wants, and as long as she's not suffering, we intend to (just stocked up on chruru).

He finally found something he could take a stand on

...deserves a wired night

Sure, the dog did it

If it helps, remember that you can learn it, but you can't unlearn it

OMG I really want to know what this is, but even more I really don't

Be a shame if we all padded our emails with a bunch of gibberish at the end

Literal shit storm coming their way