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When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
on my way to steal your girl
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
on my way to steal your girl
so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...
When you step on the Wiifit board and it says oof
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When you step on the Wiifit board and it says oof
Me when Lump starts talking
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me when Lump starts talking
When you walk in on your parents in bed
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When you walk in on your parents in bed
so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...
Old people: Don't stare it's rude. Also old people:
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Old people: Don't stare it's rude. Also old people:
When you get a pizza party instead of a raise
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
When you get a pizza party instead of a raise
on my way to steal your girl
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
on my way to steal your girl
When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
When you try to let out a little toot and your end up sharting
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When you try to let out a little toot and your end up sharting
what the dog doin'?
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
what the dog doin'?
look at all those chickens
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
look at all those chickens
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
so there i am, bbq sauce on my titties...
when you remember you're in Mexico
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
when you remember you're in Mexico
When you're hanging out with Twitter and Rysdan and they start fighting
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When you're hanging out with Twitter and Rysdan and they start fighting
When you post a meme everyone hates
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When you post a meme everyone hates
When there's no toilet paper so you have to twerk
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When there's no toilet paper so you have to twerk
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my bed... Seriously, who are you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my bed... Seriously, who are you?
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house