It truly is a conundrum!

😂😂😂

for bandaids and went down the toy aisle to see if anything caught my eye. There was an Office show trivia game for $10.99! Christmas gift for the older two. Even better, it rang up for 93¢! Such a deal.

GranddaughterOne will be thrilled.

2/2

Fuxk, my husband still won’t share his Jewish Space Laser; I don’t even know where he keeps it.

We were twelve and thirteen.

Oh, Mom was one pissed-off parent when sitting in Kaiser orthopedics, facing such commiserating parents sure there had been a tragic story to our injuries. . . .

Yeah, those mountains in the middle of the drive are such a pain.

and Tom Petty and Prince and John Prine. . . .

I had forty years ago.

in boot camp, we were told about lawful and unlawful orders, and to not follow unlawful orders. But you know what? In answer to a question about distinguishing between the two, we were told, “follow the order anyway and question it later.”

Don’t join the military.

2/2

White enough to blind a polar bear in a snow storm.

Ditto, my friend. Sometimes I vote with extreme reluctance but I ALWAYS vote, choosing harm reduction over purity tests.

“Disenchanted voters can fuxk all the way off.”

So you’re taking your bat and ball and going home because all isn’t to your liking. Fuxk all the way off, you goddamn quisling. And take all your fair-weather friends with you.

I’m so sorry they did that to you; you should have been allowed to stay.

Wishing you all the best in whatever you choose.

The colossal ignorance. . . .

Absolutely sickening.