a lot of Thibs and Nurse on this list lol

Anecdotally from RICO settlement talks, treble damages make it much harder for parties to reach an agreement, and I’m sure it’s encouraged companies to challenge many more cases than they otherwise would (probably leading to more judicially-made law)

I presume others have additional attorneys signed on? Probably not James.

totally forgot about the Hornets JR Smith era

it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

Jordan’s Bulls are legendary/timeless

I have to change lightbulbs so rarely, I don’t even have any extras in my apartment. When I was a kid we had a “lightbulb shelf”! We were buying them in bulk at Menards.

And setting aside the convenience, I can’t even fathom the waste we’ve saved.

gotta see the redline first!

I also think it’s a pretty big foot fault, and they’d at least have to go back and get a grand jury, if not the same one, to actually approve that document. But if that happens (which seems possible), I don’t see why they can’t proceed from there.

beginning to think Old Donny isn’t as squeaky clean as he appears…

wait this is actually intoxicating

“That thing I wrote that sucks ass? Well, it was that way on purpose 😎”

*goes to turn the “Days Since NYT Last Published a Giant Turd” sign back to 00 and sees it was already at 00 and also there is no 01*

can’t keep this guy straight from LanaDelRaytheon in my Twitter lore memory. They blur together. Could even be the same for all I know

yet another case for a public editor: just have a professional to explain the paper’s regular fuck-ups instead of leaving writers to burn their credibility trying to do it

relatedly, could there be survivorship bias? under this pressure the more feeble children could have just died, right?

btw, Costco has a good generic Zyrtec that's 365 for like $15