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Ben
@safers.bsky.social
Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Tell your cat I said hi.


(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Bumped into your mum in London
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
OP delivers
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The staircase at our hotel. A little bit liminal
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
As we head into the festive season, a little reminder to the meat eaters that pigs-in-blankets toad-in-the-hole is one of the most delicious food ever.

Here’s one I made last year
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
LIGHTS ARE ONNNNN!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Any use?
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Nature at its finest. A sparrow hawk in my garden, eating its latest kill
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
same, woke AF

8values.github.io
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m in! ( . )( . )
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Iechyd da butt
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hey @kavey.bsky.social look!

Our kitchen smells divine.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
7 years ago today i earned my "Legend of the East" satchel in Red Dead Redemption 2. so that's nice
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Kneecap tho!
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We had an old-style 2 column one made for our bay window. S’nice
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pfft. We all know how this is ending chap
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@andyparmo.co.uk they’re at it again over on FB
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Y’know when you’ve got the perfect pic on your phone & you’ve no idea why you kept sibling but it’s moment gas finally come?

Well, that yeah
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Post you from a different era

Me aged 13. A long time ago
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone

2016. When I had fewer chins, more hair & what I had was a lot less grey
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"i love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning"
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Tom Hark by the Piranhas, bought from Woolworths in Tonypandy.

Bought on the 7th September for my friend Sean’s birthday on the 9th

My birthday was on the 10th. He bought me the exact same single (with a different sleeve) from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM