The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

The landscape is so beautiful.

I have some bad news for you about your brother.

I love quotes that sound more profound out of context.

Idk, most jobs have tedious and unrewarding parts. The problem with those tasks is AI rarely does what's advertised.

Treat treat treat treat

This is such a bizarre fake controversy. I hope you're getting paid well to embarrass yourself like this.

"we were fine with it until we saw literally one lgbt person in public!"

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I don't think we did. I don't use it much because it's kind of dead but I wish more people would use the decentralized platform.

I like the implication that it's a random goober who wandered into an area where they get to be a big fish.

Send me your @! I like my instance, I just prefer mastodon.